Sgt Girth
Abominable Snowman
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2019
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I could tell you about the historically inaccurate film that wasn’t made….In the late 90s I was based at RAF Kinloss up in the northern reaches of bonnie Jockland.
Anyhoo, there was Sgt Girth, manfully on watch, seeing off any Russian invaders sneaking in via the Highlands, when the topic of conversation in the Operations Room turned to talk of a remake of The Battle of Britain (not the actual battle you understand, but the film of the same title) which was going to star Tom Cruise from all accounts who was undoubtedly going to win the battle single handedly for us poor Brits……Well, this potential heresy pissed me off quite mightily and I went into a fairly lengthy and vociferous rant about Americans and how they just love to bugger about with our history….something along the lines of:
Effin Americans….why can’t they eff off? … always taking the credit for our effin’ battles…..well they can eff right off ….pain in the arse feckers….. eff them!! etc etc etc (Of course by Americans, what I really meant was Hollywood)
Nethertheless, as I was reaching a thunderous crescendo in my epic rant I realised that the room had switched their attention from yours truly, to something behind me…….Yep, that would be the young American exchange officer that had walked in, just in time to catch a sizeable dose of full-on anti USA vitriol! Well, that was rather awkward…..and so was everytime we bumped into each other after that.
I would of course like to recognise the fact that there were some exceptionally brave Americans that did indeed fight alongside us in the Battle of Britain, (as well as a number of pilots of other nationalities) and that my rant should have been more focused on Hollywood BS rather than slagging off an entire nation……and you know what…..I even quite admire wee little Tommy Cruise!
I’m still waiting for the film to be made….
Anyhoo, there was Sgt Girth, manfully on watch, seeing off any Russian invaders sneaking in via the Highlands, when the topic of conversation in the Operations Room turned to talk of a remake of The Battle of Britain (not the actual battle you understand, but the film of the same title) which was going to star Tom Cruise from all accounts who was undoubtedly going to win the battle single handedly for us poor Brits……Well, this potential heresy pissed me off quite mightily and I went into a fairly lengthy and vociferous rant about Americans and how they just love to bugger about with our history….something along the lines of:
Effin Americans….why can’t they eff off? … always taking the credit for our effin’ battles…..well they can eff right off ….pain in the arse feckers….. eff them!! etc etc etc (Of course by Americans, what I really meant was Hollywood)
Nethertheless, as I was reaching a thunderous crescendo in my epic rant I realised that the room had switched their attention from yours truly, to something behind me…….Yep, that would be the young American exchange officer that had walked in, just in time to catch a sizeable dose of full-on anti USA vitriol! Well, that was rather awkward…..and so was everytime we bumped into each other after that.
I would of course like to recognise the fact that there were some exceptionally brave Americans that did indeed fight alongside us in the Battle of Britain, (as well as a number of pilots of other nationalities) and that my rant should have been more focused on Hollywood BS rather than slagging off an entire nation……and you know what…..I even quite admire wee little Tommy Cruise!
I’m still waiting for the film to be made….