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"He was also told he must not crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask."
That leaves a fair bit of wriggle room (sorry) about what he can do!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/18/joshua-hunt-face-trial-gimp-suit-offences-somerset
I assure you, Your Honour, I was strictly gyrating with perhaps a dash of oscillation.