drbastard
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I used to entertain the idea that my coffin would be somberly carried into the chapel to the tune of The Smith's 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me', but having organised a couple of family funerals myself recently I see this is unlikely. I'll more likely get something like the Three Tenors and a dull poem.
Of course, this is itself a hopeful scenario, there's no guessing I might die along with the rest of you in the Apocalypse, melting into the floor, screaming and shitting myself with my eyeballs melting out of the sockets. I bet I won't get the Smiths then either.
Of course, this is itself a hopeful scenario, there's no guessing I might die along with the rest of you in the Apocalypse, melting into the floor, screaming and shitting myself with my eyeballs melting out of the sockets. I bet I won't get the Smiths then either.