Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Yeah .. that was my feelings exactly Mytho ..WTF!!!
Yeah .. that was my feelings exactly Mytho ..WTF!!!
Good man.I've suffered a 'sprain' in that area due to 'over exuberance' on the part of the other party. Really not very funny. Well KK it's funny but it bloody hurt and I had a nasty bruise for some weeks.
Red-heads. Can't live with 'em. Can't negotiate with 'em. Might as well get married then...Good man.
Well, you might want to look up the genital mutilation practices of certain Australian Aborigines...
IIRC, the penis is split to resemble the bifurcated organof the kangaroo.
Mind you, this might be completely wrong as I am remembering it from something I read decades ago...
but it certainly sticks in the mind.
It's called 'whistle cocking'
does it have any.... er..... advantages? I'm asking for a friend you understand
It's just another example of religion getting carried away.It is supposed to be a rejection, or trancendence of worldly things...advantages? None that I can think of Frides, unless having a todger that looks like a candidate for a sausage sandwich is their idea of fun. Just another example of asceticism gone wrong I think.
a candidate for a sausage sandwich
no"Hey guys, are you hard enough to imitate the female thing?"
does it have any.... er..... advantages? I'm asking for a friend you understand
I've suffered a 'sprain' in that area due to 'over exuberance' on the part of the other party. Really not very funny. Well OK it's funny but it bloody hurt and I had a nasty bruise for some weeks.
After that, nothing would get hard."Hey guys, are you hard enough to imitate the female thing?"
Fortunately the caller was not cut off.
Does that man have floppy hair and a tiny moustache?A trespasser in Artis has recently lost a testicle after he had impaled himself on the fence. If it were a centimeter off, he would have bled to death.
The Director tells the story following the burglary at Artis last week. Pelican eggs were stolen and died one of the pelicans by the stress.
http://www.nu.nl/binnenland/4605096/insluiper-artis-raakt-testikel-kwijt-hekwerk-dierentuin.html
LOL .. I doubt it though .. no man want's to be bleeding from the penis no matter how weird or kinky your ex was! ..
As John Cougar Mellencamp said, "Hurts so good"....why?? just why??
Hasn't the government just announced the recruitment of a raft of new mental health staff for the NHS?Neither prison-reform nor mental health elicit much public support. These lurid cases seem destined to continue, I fear.
The logistics of using a disposable razor for this kind of self-harm are mind-boggling.