Well, at least my poo was preserved.Did you have a lovely finish?
maximus otter
I'm surprised there hasn't been medical intervention regarding just this possibility (or rather likelihood at this stage).
Fybogel would sort him out. That and some pepper up his nostrils.
Suspects on the run scale fence, land in police lot, custody
Two shoplifting suspects running from police scaled a fence to get away from officers and landed in a secure parking lot of a police station — and in custody.
Officials tell KTAR-FM ... that officers were called to a gas station for possible shoplifting at 6 p.m. Friday. Authorities say as officers arrived, the suspects ... took off running.
The pair ran along the side of a building and jumped a fence, despite a sign for “Peoria Police” above the door. ...
Man with red sauce on face charged with meatball theft
Police say a damning clue led to the arrest of a Pennsylvania man charged with stealing a pot of meatballs — red sauce smeared on his face and clothes.
Authorities in Luzerne County have charged 48-year-old Leahman Glenn Robert Potter with burglary, criminal trespass and theft by unlawful taking for allegedly swiping a pot of meatballs from a man’s garage on Monday.
Police say the victim reported his meatballs missing and told officers at around 2:30 p.m. Monday that he saw Potter standing in front of his house with red sauce on his face and clothes. The pot was found on the street. ...
Master criminal at work: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/...police-follow-14351308#ICID=sharebar_facebook
I have just lost all respect for the Republic of Ireland:
“Lidl supermarket destroyed 'by looters' after snow storm.
Police in Dublin said on Friday they had made several arrests after an attack on a supermarket hours after the city was hit with its worst snowstorm in decades.
The Lidl supermarket had been looted, according to several Irish media outlets, but police and the owner of the supermarket declined to provide details of the incident.
State broadcaster RTE showed video footage from social media of a mechanical digger pulling down part of a wall of the supermarket.
Another video, posted online by the Irish Independent newspaper, showed people walking away from the back of the store with what appeared to be items from the store.”
Leaving aside questions of law and morality, you had the means and opportunity to loot an entire store and you chose Lidl?
maximus otter
He has been released on bail and was taken by police car, in company with a medical professional, to hospital for treatment.
Deputy Chief Constable Ben-Julian Harrington took the decision to release Chambers from custody.
"On the basis of all the medical evidence in this case it is most appropriate, both in the interests of Mr Chambers and of justice, to ensure he receives the hospital treatment he needs," he said.
The Crown Prosecution Service discontinued charges of intent to supply a Class A drug and driving matters, but Chambers was rearrested by Essex Police on suspicion of being concerned in the supply of a Class A drug.
The 'poo watch' man has been taken to hospital after 47 days of no-go
The report says
I'm assuming this charge still applies after the hospital visit. Someone will be along soon to tell us whether 47 days is a record.
I guess it'll only be a world record if he survives.
"The world record for constipation was held by a man who resisted the temptation of the toilet for 368 days. He was said to become weak after delivering 36 litres of faeces on June 21, 1901, but there was much rejoicing in the family."
Over a year... holy brown stuff, Batman!
He was said to become weak after delivering 36 litres of faeces on June 21, 1901, but there was much rejoicing in the family."
Diabetes mellitus. Neuropathy caused the muscles in his colon to stop working.Surely the thing about pooing is that it's an automatic bodily function. When you gotta go you gotta go.
I could no more choose to go 47 days let alone a year without a crap any more than I could go 5 minutes without breathing. It must point to a problem which is stopping you.
Jail job applicant not hired, arrested instead in theft case
A woman applying for a job at a New Hampshire county jail has been arrested because it turns out she was wanted on a charge in Maine.
Police say Kristina Hoefs, of Manchester, applied for the job on Friday at the Hillsborough County Department of Corrections. But workers soon realized she was being sought on a theft-related offense in Maine.
Hoefs was taken into custody and taken to police headquarters. She was scheduled for arraignment Monday. ...
Florida man’s own dashboard camera lands him in jail
A Florida man ended up in jail after his dashboard camera showed police more than he intended.
The Palm Beach Post reports that after 25-year-old Xavier Moran was involved in a crash on April 5, he told a sheriff’s deputy he had been cut off by another driver and could prove it with his dashboard camera. He then signed a consent waiver to search the camera.
When the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy reviewed the footage, he saw Moran burglarizing a beauty store. Authorities say the video showed Moran taking a baseball bat from the trunk and someone using the bat to break the glass door to the store. ...
Maine police bust men dragging stolen shed down road
Authorities in Maine said three men were arrested after being caught in the act of using a pickup truck to drag a stolen 25-foot shed down a road.
Maine State Police said troopers responded Sunday to a report of a pickup truck being used to drag the large shed, which was not on any kind of trailer ...
Troopers arrived to find the shed still being dragged and blocking half the road.
Police arrested suspects ... after verifying that the shed had been stolen from a foreclosed property.
All three men were charged with theft by unauthorized taking, with further charges expected to be filed later, police said. The men were each held in lieu of $5,000 bail.