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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

I remember dropping my friend off after work one evening and we went inside her house for a coffee, her boyfriend wasn't expecting me to be with her so there he was having a wank, he jumped up and tried to hide behind the living rooms curtains! It was so funny but i didn't feel embarrassed because i think it's natural, he was embarrassed though and can hardly look me in the eye:cool2:
 
Disconcertingly, the presiding judge summed up the deeds that were blamed on a family man from Brühl in front of the Cologne district court. Due to serious sexual abuse, the former bus driver has to go to prison for nine years and four months.
The defendant had made a comprehensive confession at the beginning of the trial that he abused his three daughters in front of the camera, which then made videos available to chat partners in the Darknet. His goal was to get exchange material, photos and videos of prepubertal boys with sexual content.The abuse material of the daughters had used the accused as currency.
The perverse barter went so far that the defendant had offered his daughters in the net downright to abuse. A man from Viersen agreed, visited the Brühler with his seven-year-old son several times. It was cyber investigators in Portugal who exposed the case. They transmitted chat data to the German authorities, a house search followed. The judge noted that this took place on the fourth birthday of one of the daughters. The girl had come down the stairs dressed in a princess costume when the officers were standing in the hallway.

"The officials were very cautious," said the judge on Wednesday. The children should not have heard that "their family was taken apart". When the judge said that, her mother was crying as a co-plaintiff in the hall. The father was sentenced in addition to the prison sentence for the payment of compensation. He has to pay 22 500 euros to his daughters. Mitigating the judge judged the fact that the defendant acted with open sight and more acts have admitted, as were accused.
However, many of the abusive acts are documented by the video recordings anyway. Pardon was mainly for the fact that the Brühler had named accomplices. Thus further abuse acts were prevented. With the verdict the district court remained only four months under the request of the public prosecutor. Defense lawyer Christoph Weber, specialist lawyer for criminal law, had demanded an appropriate verdict. The decision is not yet final.
 
Apologies for bad translation, google translate, but you can get the gist

Shouldnt that be in the peado thread?
 
I told you, furries are...unusual.
 
an illustrated guide to vore

. . . and before there was Sonic the Hedgehog, there was a peckish alchemical green lion!

GreenLion.jpg


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He's a hungry lil bugger isn't he.

I had never heard about vore till now, weird thing, but, kay serra
 
My ex flatmate went 'off piste skiing' on the internet one night which lead to us all watching The Pain Olympics (a sexual perverse hacking your bollocks off and the like thing) which lead to him finding a porn video starring an actress called Long Jeanne Silver. Jeanne was/hopefully still is an amputee and used her lack of a left foot in the same way other porn actors use their penis's .. obviously, I'm not going to link to any of her videos on the FT board but for anyone who's not phased and has strong enough internet virus protection, fill your boots .. Long Jeanne Silver.
 
My ex flatmate went 'off piste skiing' on the internet one night which lead to us all watching The Pain Olympics (a sexual perverse hacking your bollocks off and the like thing) which lead to him finding a porn video starring an actress called Long Jeanne Silver. Jeanne was/hopefully still is an amputee and used her lack of a left foot in the same way other porn actors use their penis's .. obviously, I'm not going to link to any of her videos on the FT board but for anyone who's not phased and has strong enough internet virus protection, fill your boots .. Long Jeanne Silver.
The Rialto Report has a great podcast interview with Long Jean Silver, which proves she is an interesting and intelligent woman. This is likely NSFW to stay on the website, but if you can download the podcast it's well worthwhile.

https://www.therialtoreport.com/2013/04/28/podcast-08-jeanne-silver-real-wild-child/
 
One of my mates has just sent me a porno vid link on bookface called 'Hairy Teen Farting In Socks' .. I'm still laughing now :rollingw: ... (unfortunately, she's not actually farting inside socks which would have been brilliant, she's just wearing them)
 
One of my mates has just sent me a porno vid link on bookface called 'Hairy Teen Farting In Socks' .. I'm still laughing now :rollingw: ... (unfortunately, she's not actually farting inside socks which would have been brilliant, she's just wearing them)
Reminds me of a vid my friend sent to me, it was of a girl about to perform a sex act on her guy but he farts in her face, she slapped his bare bum and had a right strop on! Lol.
 
Reminds me of a vid my friend sent to me, it was of a girl about to perform a sex act on her guy but he farts in her face, she slapped his bare bum and had a right strop on! Lol.
A friend told me an anecdote similar to that years ago .. its a FOF tale so probably never happened ..

His mate was in the 69 position with his girlfriend when he suddenly felt the need to fart and was holding it in .. trouble was, he was also about to climax and knew that he wouldn't be able to hold the fart in at the same time .. he weighed the situation up, decided to climax, farted but luckily it was a silent one that didn't smell (yeah .. right) .. anyway, he went round to give her a kiss and there was a bit of sweetcorn on her cheek .. he didn't tell her, managed to brush it off and kissed her :)
 
Reminds me of a vid my friend sent to me, it was of a girl about to perform a sex act on her guy but he farts in her face, she slapped his bare bum and had a right strop on! Lol.

I'm having trouble picturing this, having lived a sheltered life. Why is his bum in her face? Is he standing up with her kneeling in front of him? Who's holding the camera/phone? Why does she slap his bum rather than his nuts?
 
I'm having trouble picturing this, having lived a sheltered life. Why is his bum in her face? Is he standing up with her kneeling in front of him? Who's holding the camera/phone? Why does she slap his bum rather than his nuts?
Lol!! Well she's about to rim him, his head is down and his bum is up! Get it now? :ddance:
 
I have a headache just thinking about it. Not to mention what'll ache for the orgiers.
 
Can't remember if I posted this already:

In 1879, 44-year-old Mark Twain — irreverent adviser of little girls, pointed critic of the press, recipient of some outrageous requests from his fans — took the podium at a men’s club in Paris and delivered a lecture titled “Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism,” onanism being masturbation, after the Bible’s Onan, who spilled his semen on the ground and was slain by God for this sinful transgression. The lecture was eventually adapted into On Masturbation (public library) and illustrated with charming Victorian-style engravings, but to fully understand just how scandalous Twain’s message was at the time, we ought to return to those Biblical admonitions.

https://www.brainpickings.org/2014/02/26/mark-twain-on-masturbation/
 
... after the Bible’s Onan, who spilled his semen on the ground and was slain by God for this sinful transgression. ...

An important qualification ... Onan didn't spill his seed on the ground as a result of gratuitous masturbation. He was instructed by God to service his late brother's widow (widowed by God, when the brother didn't do as God instructed) so that she could continue having children.

In other words, it was coitus interruptus, not masturbation.

Onan earned his own 'smite' for failing to follow God's instructions.

I don't know if the Big Bully Upstairs found anyone else to keep the widow serviced. In the mean time, scholars and theologians have long debated whether the story of Onan really represents a specific prohibition against masturbation as opposed to (e.g.) a cautionary tale about following He-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed's orders to the letter 'or else'.
 
..when the brother didn't do as God instructed) so that she could continue having children...

Yeah, 'get out there and breed'... how that message has resounded down through the ages.

Anyway, how did God know ?

Watching from behind a bush ?


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I've just been watching a report on Sky news and, unbelievably, perverts taking photos up women' skirts without their knowledge isn't against the law ?! ... one woman interviewed had this happen to her at a music concert .. she confiscated the man' phone (complete with the picture still on it), showed it to the police and they said there was nothing they could do about it because it was "hard to prove" .. WTF ? .. of the few men who have been convicted, it's been for a lesser charge of public indecency.

Politicians are meeting today to try and get a specific law passed to make this an actual crime (the slang for this practice is apparently called 'upskirting', politicians are trying to now get a possible sentence of 2 years in prison for offenders) ... I'd argue offenders should have to sign the sex offenders register as well.

https://news.sky.com/story/upskirti...o-two-years-in-fail-under-law-change-11405180
 
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