LordRsmacker
Abominable Snowman
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"Everybody was flung poo fighting" - brilliant, that is a classic!
Well, it was a little bit exciting."Everybody was flung poo fighting" - brilliant, that is a classic!
Well, it was a little bit exciting.
I once got into a near-fatal duel with toilet cleaning equipment. It was quite the brush with death.
I wasn't there for an awful lot of things I'm not convinced about... 300metres of flying shite!
Saw a kids' toy product today called 'Mermaid Poo'. It's like glittery silly putty stuff.
When I looked it up online I noticed it's generally about £4 or so, which is a bit dearer than the £ Shop price I saw it for.
We have a large children's section in one of our stores & sell this delightful product (it's a huge seller)!
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Unicorn stuff seems to be big at the moment in stores .. I did a 2 month contract this Christmas just gone at a chain store and if it wasn't 'naughty elves', it was unicorn stuff, everything you can think of but unicorn themed, I was knee deep in the stuff .. it reminded me of the time me and a girlfriend did a night shift at a Toys R Us store and had to catalogue mountains of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stuff in the early 90's.
Someone's posted a link here about a man who swapped a couple of cases of beer for a sheep with a single horn sticking out .. not sure which thread it's in sorry ..There was a "doc" on Sky about "people who identify as unicorns", I thought it would just be people playing dress up and not much else. In fairness, there wasn't much else but those people were the most insufferable Nathan Barley cunts I've ever seen.
Someone's posted a link here about a man who swapped a couple of cases of beer for a sheep with a single horn sticking out .. not sure which thread it's in sorry ..
Unicorn stuff seems to be big at the moment in stores .. I did a 2 month contract this Christmas just gone at a chain store and if it wasn't 'naughty elves', it was unicorn stuff, everything you can think of but unicorn themed, I was knee deep in the stuff .. it reminded me of the time me and a girlfriend did a night shift at a Toys R Us store and had to catalogue mountains of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stuff in the early 90's.
No. I am also reluctant to enter the web url on the image, even for research purposes.
For boys, it's dinosaurs. Always dinosaurs.
URL? Aren't you getting a (beautiful) image?
And middle aged men.
There was a "doc" on Sky about "people who identify as unicorns", I thought it would just be people playing dress up and not much else. In fairness, there wasn't much else but those people were the most insufferable Nathan Barley cunts I've ever seen.
No. l’d really rather not look at images of middle-aged men.
maximus otter
May I assume that you have not yet seen images of the young Japanese lady who will forever be known as 'Tubgirl'? If not, I suggest you do not go in search of her pictures. Remember my Fortean friend, once seen, some things cannot be unseen.
It's great being old sometimes. Names like Tubgirl, Goatse and Lemon Party, which were known to any of us nerdy types who embraced The Web through our dial-up modems back in the day, became infamous and therefore well-signposted to be avoided by "normal" internet users looking for some nice cups that 2 girls might be able to share. So much so, that many are now largely forgotten, save by us who recall with a shudder the night we strayed into alt.sex.binaries.pictures.etc and saw those "things that cannot be unseen".
However, there's a whole new generation of unwary travellers, fresh from Facebook etc, who consider themselves digital natives, but who are ripe to be to be lured into putting those terms into a well-known search engine. Oh, the joy of seeing some know-it-all young buck's face as he sees what a Blue Waffle is for the very first time. Priceless.
It's great being old sometimes. Names like Tubgirl, Goatse and Lemon Party, which were known to any of us nerdy types who embraced The Web through our dial-up modems back in the day, became infamous and therefore well-signposted to be avoided by "normal" internet users looking for some nice cups that 2 girls might be able to share. So much so, that many are now largely forgotten, save by us who recall with a shudder the night we strayed into alt.sex.binaries.pictures.etc and saw those "things that cannot be unseen".
However, there's a whole new generation of unwary travellers, fresh from Facebook etc, who consider themselves digital natives, but who are ripe to be to be lured into putting those terms into a well-known search engine. Oh, the joy of seeing some know-it-all young buck's face as he sees what a Blue Waffle is for the very first time. Priceless.