Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Ha! .. lightweight .. although my kryptonite is false teeth. I've dealt with everything (puke, piss, shit, changing maggot therapy dressings and worse) in my past medical work but false teeth? ... I used to apply convines to old men's cocks because the young female student nurses didn't want so we'd trade jobs just so I didn't have to clean false teeth. I would literally prefer to walk up to an old man and hold his cock for ten seconds until the glue sets than scrub manky false teeth. I even feel a bit sick writing this now.True story. A couple of years ago, our youngest son (in his early twenties at the time), tries to shock his mother and I by imparting his knowledge of all thing gross and shocking that he's found online. In doing so, he mention the 'Blue Waffle' and asks if we knew what it was. Now, my wife had been a teacher of young adults for 20 years and had encountered most things of a similar nature through her students who often tried (and failed) to shock the teacher. I had for 18 years, worked as a graphic & web designer in the online adult industry and therefore had seen it all.
Our son persisted once we admitted to knowing what a 'Blue Waffle' was and was then adamant that he ought to find the original image to show us. He did, expecting his mother and I to gag at the sight of it. When he showed us, I casually said "It has nothing on Tubgirl.' He replies ''Tubgirl? What's that?'' I looked at his mother, she looked at me and so I showed him. Next thing you know, he's throwing up in the kitchen sink while we piss ourselves laughing. Which all just goes to prove my point that some things are simply better left unseen.
Years later I served a woman with horrendous teeth in a restaurant as the manager, asked a waiter to take over for a moment and was leaning over a sink downstairs throwing up.