Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Three men went to mow, went to mow a meadowThree men jailed for sex with farm animals https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...kI1KPvAFsy6vz_3hfFeyptgMhQ#Echobox=1556096801
Three men went to mow, went to mow a meadowThree men jailed for sex with farm animals https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...kI1KPvAFsy6vz_3hfFeyptgMhQ#Echobox=1556096801
The train didn't crash so he's a legend if you look at it that way ..
He sounds like a nice chap.
I know someone who is a train driver. He's recently been on a training course to learn how to drive the next generation of trains.Modern Trains effectively drive themselves these days; drivers are becoming superfluous
I know someone who is a train driver. He's recently been on a training course to learn how to drive the next generation of trains.
I think the training lasted for a week or two. They're a lot more computerised than the old ones, but they still have to have a driver.
'Chinese programmer had claimed he had built an algorithm that had identified 100,000 adult actresses
by cross-referencing footage from porn videos with social media profile pictures. Using this tool, they hope to help others check whether their girlfriends have ever acted in pornographic films'
'Chinese programmer had claimed he had built an algorithm that had identified 100,000 adult actresses by cross-referencing footage from porn videos with social media profile pictures. Using this tool, they hope to help others check whether their girlfriends have ever acted in pornographic films'
He sounds a bit like a cyber stalker himself to me.Has it occurred to these techie tattletales they're also facilitating a probably larger population of Fort-knows-who in identifying and tracking down (i.e., targeting; stalking) these performers?
I can see what those are about apart from the Music Ball which automatically plays "Music" & is enjoyable. What's going on with that?
I've just been informed it's probably for ladies. It's the "plays music" that puzzled..
(Page 60 in the thesis)... The second – a “Gold Music Ball” – rings even more bizarre: “This ball automatically plays music, which can be enjoyed by both sexes. ... This is to be inserted into the female organ with your fingers. With every movement of it, a very exciting sound will be heard to your excitement.”
NOTE: This may represent the most off-the-wall reference I've ever invoked on these forums ...
This arcane Norwegian thesis on 1960's art, media, and postmodern themes:
https://www.duo.uio.no/bitstream/ha...thesis_spring-2016.pdf?sequence=1&isAllowed=y
... makes reference to a Japanese sex aid that is similar, if not the same.
(Page 60 in the thesis)
This seems to indicate the balls make a sound or perhaps vibrate when disturbed.
I'm wondering if they're like those 'meditation balls' which make a chime when handled
Come to think of it, a certain poster did once suggest the poundshop pet-toy range as an inspiration for "affordable pervertables!"
There's also a website, 'Dog Toy or Sex Toy?' where you look at photos and have to guess.
I suppose we should be thankful there's a distinction.
How about if you sex toy is a dog?
How about if your dog's sex toy is you?
... We're still in the dark as to what sort of music is produced & how. I for one would like to hear this exciting sound to my excitement.
I'm wondering if they're like those 'meditation balls' which make a chime when handled..
I'm guessing that if it was a cat-toy, it would cost £x. Sold as a sex-toy, it would be £xty!
Come to think of it, a certain poster did once suggest the poundshop pet-toy range as an inspiration for "affordable pervertables!"
There's also a website, 'Dog Toy or Sex Toy?' where you look at photos and have to guess.
Modern Trains effectively drive themselves these days; drivers are becoming superfluous
I can assure you my dog would far rather chow down on your ankles than have sex with you.Entirely plausible.
I can assure you my dog would far rather chow down on your ankles than have sex with you.