Captain Kirk encounters an advanced silicon life form in a dingyAs you Humans had an expression: "Try it, you'll like it" - In fact once you've had
sex with an advanced silicon life form - You'll never look back!
Why did they make it look like that?However, green skinned, blue skinned, silicon based, our intrepid Captain is always ready.
Like what?Why did they make it look like that?
Like what?
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex-toy specialistWhy did they make it look like that?
I hope after this escapade he's going to turn over a new leaf
https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ster-news/drunk-drugged-up-man-tried-17176000
The very best part of this article is that there's a picture of leaves. It doesn't say whether it's the actual leaves, or just, y'know, a reference so we can visualize the leaf defilement more effectively.
how is that even possible ? i presumed he was rolling around on the ground ... foliage incidental
Lovely ..Schweinhunds!
Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner as abusers turn to sex with animals as 'lifestyle choice'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html
- Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin problem of 'erotic zoos' is growing
- She tells of farmer whose once friendly sheep began refusing human contact
- So when he put CCTV in his barn he watched men file in and abuse his herd
Lovely ..
I have a small number of those very leaves.
Hurry now while stocks last.
He was carrying them home and dropped the bag and someone noticed so he just said they were already there when he arrived! And he was called Dick.I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.
From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879
" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.
A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.
Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.
However, he said he has no idea how they got there.
There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."
From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection!
I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.
From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879
" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.
A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.
Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.
However, he said he has no idea how they got there.
There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."
From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection!
This should have been reported on Buzzfeed.
I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.
From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879
" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.
A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.
Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.
However, he said he has no idea how they got there.
There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."
From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection!
Did you tell her to 'buzz off'?An ex girlfriend of mine was once given a lift to my flat by her ex boyfriend which I thought was weird because she'd decided to turn up with a cardboard box full of sex toys.