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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Surely it'd be more 'fun' if instead of pumping the one facing towards your own mush, you do a reach around and pump into your opponents face???

Always works for me.
 
"Duel action"?

We'll, I suppose it is, but I think they probably mean "dual".

Still, perhaps they should've called the game "Duelling Dildoes".

Like Duelling Banjoes. Only ruder. The story of YOUR life.
 
I assume this is just clumsy language and not literal:

"Some of the videos we've seen show individuals self-penetrating on webcam, and this type of activity is going on in a household setting often where we know parents are present."

History repeats itself. Omegle video chat app invites same abuse that we saw in Chatroulette:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-56085499
 
In fairness, just look at the source: hardly a bastion of unbiased, socially informed reporting.

As for the subject matter, again it is more a reflection of its readership and editorial policy than any kind of interest in the nature or practices of the groups involved.
 
Is that a joke or extant van folklore?
Neither. It is convention.

In British English, it is traditional to refer to boats, planes and road vehicles as "she", at least when talking about a particular boat, plane or road vehicle.

In the case of ships it is a long-standing convention. In the case of road vehicles, it is less marked, and tends to depend on the degree of affection you have for the vehicle.

Those people who give names to their cars nearly always choose a female name. A fishing boat may be called "My Girl Susie" but will never be called "My Boy John."

There are some exceptions with the naming convention for ships, particularly vessels named after sea gods (Poseidon, Neptune, etc.) and naval ships named after heroes (HMS Achilles) or kings (HMS Royal George).

However, I even in the case of a ship with a male name, the crew would use the feminine pronoun: "She's a fine ship."
 
Neither. It is convention.

In British English, it is traditional to refer to boats, planes and road vehicles as "she", at least when talking about a particular boat, plane or road vehicle.

In the case of ships it is a long-standing convention. In the case of road vehicles, it is less marked, and tends to depend on the degree of affection you have for the vehicle.

Those people who give names to their cars nearly always choose a female name. A fishing boat may be called "My Girl Susie" but will never be called "My Boy John."

There are some exceptions with the naming convention for ships, particularly vessels named after sea gods (Poseidon, Neptune, etc.) and naval ships named after heroes (HMS Achilles) or kings (HMS Royal George).

However, I even in the case of a ship with a male name, the crew would use the feminine pronoun: "She's a fine ship."

I knew boats/ships were "she" but not that it applied to any other vehicles, which I just assumed were "it".
 
I assume this is just clumsy language and not literal:

"Some of the videos we've seen show individuals self-penetrating on webcam, and this type of activity is going on in a household setting often where we know parents are present."

History repeats itself. Omegle video chat app invites same abuse that we saw in Chatroulette:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-56085499
A site which randomly connects complete strangers for video chat? What could possibly go wrong?
 
Neither. It is convention.

In British English, it is traditional to refer to boats, planes and road vehicles as "she", at least when talking about a particular boat, plane or road vehicle.

In the case of ships it is a long-standing convention. In the case of road vehicles, it is less marked, and tends to depend on the degree of affection you have for the vehicle.

Those people who give names to their cars nearly always choose a female name. A fishing boat may be called "My Girl Susie" but will never be called "My Boy John."

There are some exceptions with the naming convention for ships, particularly vessels named after sea gods (Poseidon, Neptune, etc.) and naval ships named after heroes (HMS Achilles) or kings (HMS Royal George).

However, I even in the case of a ship with a male name, the crew would use the feminine pronoun: "She's a fine ship."

Yup, but according to poozler
Not vans though. Most trucks are male, too.

So I dunno. :chuckle:
 
Back in the mists of time, when woolly mammoths still roamed the earth and British Railways (as it was then) still operated steam locomotives, the footplate crews almost invariably referred to their steeds as "she", even if they had masculine names such as "Duke of Gloucester". I don't know if this also applied to diesels and electrics, but it wouldn't surprise me if it did.
 
From art Facebook:

In the early 1970s, and well known in Austria’s art avant-garde scene and beyond, Muehl founded a commune called the AAO. What began as an anti-capitalist project, liberated from societal and even artistic stricture, over time became increasingly authoritarian—the authority being Muehl. By the early 1990s, some communards tipped authorities off that Muehl was sexually abusing young girls who were living there. Details range from the uncomfortable to the truly harrowing. His denigrating and often dictatorial tone in some footage is as shocking as the alleged sexual acts, some of which were taken to court. The commune dissolved in January 1991, and the artist spent seven years in prison for sexual abuse of minors and drug-related charges.

A toxic person making notable art is not a new concept, but after delving deeper into Muehl’s dark world, I faced difficult questions.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/h...E2idakhNuXBNXWqIcu13pvTHXrxnsEBO2I9j10Xn8cdCI
 
From one facebook comment:

I had a vesectomy to the sound of Stevie Wonder's Superstition. I have trouble listening to it now without wincing.
 
So, anyone from this board going?

Police urge people not to attend 'dogging' event in Essex
A “DOGGING” event is being planned on Canvey but police have insisted it is not “essential travel” and warned the public not to attend.

The website “Let’s Go Dogging” has shared that there are plans for a meet up on Canvey this weekend to its 26,000 followers on social media.

The site claims to organise “dogging” events - the act of watching sexual activity in a public place - in the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand and South Africa.
It has not disclosed where the Canvey meet up would take place, but Essex Police have said any such meet up would be against Covid rules and officers would be patrolling the island this weekend.
https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/19109905.police-urge-people-not-attend-dogging-event-canvey/
 
The Great British Lesbian Off - soon on ITV!


Why is everyone so surprised and titillated that two women are getting it on?

1) fire up your internet

2) goto youporn, pornhub, xhamster - actually don't, girlsoutwest will do a female-friendly version.

Take your trousers and underpants off - there you go.

The interest on here is ridiculous. Would it have even been reported here if it was two men or a man and woman?

Do people here not know other people who have a different sexual orientation?

phwhooarrrr! It's like going back in time with this place sometimes.
 
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I cannot post the response I have in mind without issuing myself a warning.
No, go for it. I'll warn you afterwards.

Now, I've just dispassionately re-read this section, and it's interesting (as Weird Sex always is) in Rorshach-y kind of way to see how people react, from Sid James to Mary Whitehouse. I think we can all agree that the fact it was a gay couple is the main thing being stressed here, and a female gay one at that, and that most of the responses and comments are aware of this prurience and are riffing on it rather than endorsing it.

Good luck to them. Let's move on now, shall we.
 
A great lover would use a feather,
A pervert, the whole chicken.
 
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Psych Eval For Accused Stuffed Doll Assailant

A judge today ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store, court records show.

During a Circuit Court hearing this afternoon, Judge Cathy Ann McKyton appointed a psychologist to examine Cody Meader, 22:

codymeader19xx.jpg


...who has been charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors.

A Target loss prevention officer told cops that he watched as Meader took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, where he exposed himself and “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.”

Meader, wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt, then went to the front of the St. Petersburg store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal and began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video,” according to the Target worker’s witness statement. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off.”

olafhoriz1.jpg


The...soiled...Olaf doesn’t look too outraged

Upon being read his rights, Meader “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff”.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215

maximus otter
 
Psych Eval For Accused Stuffed Doll Assailant

A judge today ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store, court records show.

During a Circuit Court hearing this afternoon, Judge Cathy Ann McKyton appointed a psychologist to examine Cody Meader, 22:

codymeader19xx.jpg


...who has been charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors.

A Target loss prevention officer told cops that he watched as Meader took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, where he exposed himself and “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.”

Meader, wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt, then went to the front of the St. Petersburg store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal and began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video,” according to the Target worker’s witness statement. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off.”

olafhoriz1.jpg


The...soiled...Olaf doesn’t look too outraged

Upon being read his rights, Meader “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff”.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215

maximus otter
Since when is a snowman an animal? if it was a yeti from 'Abominable' fair enough, but a snowman!?!? :p
 
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