What Do Points Make? Board Trophies & Titles

[Ogdred Weary]

We can still smoke a fag behind the school gym.

What's his name?

 

[Swifty]

What's his name?

hold on? .. DINNER LADIES! .. LEG IT !!

 

[Analogue Boy]

Trust me. The prize isn’t worth it. I just got a George Formby Grill that spits out burnt offerings with a chirpy ‘Turned Out Nice Again’ message on the app.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Trust me. The prize isn’t worth it. I just got a George Formby Grill that spits out burnt offerings with a chirpy ‘Turned Out Nice Again’ message on the app.

 

[Analogue Boy]

That’s a Banjolele. Different cooking process altogether.

 

[Yithian]

The current Order of Fort roster:

 

[Tigerhawk]

That was some ritual. I wasn't expecting to have to wrestle with a giant octopus.

 

[EnolaGaia]

Ladies! ... Gentlemen! ... Beings Of All Idempotent Identifications!

Be it now known and henceforth recorded for the amazement of all who follow throughout the ages ...

By virtue of the mechanics of metrics,
cumulation of contributions,
and
level of likes lobbed
The Fantom Forces of Fort Fort
hail
GOR-DON-RUTTER
as the
latest of our mad mob to achieve the highest possible number of points
and hence qualify himself for inclusion in the
309 CLUB!

Ready The Ritual's Riggings, And Initiate The Initiation!​

 

[maximus otter]

Ladies! ... Gentlemen! ... Beings Of All Idempotent Identifications!
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Be it now known and henceforth recorded for the amazement of all who follow throughout the ages ...

By virtue of the mechanics of metrics,
cumulation of contributions,
and
level of likes lobbed
The Fantom Forces of Fort Fort
hail
GOR-DON-RUTTER
as the
latest of our mad mob to achieve the highest possible number of points
and hence qualify himself for inclusion in the
309 CLUB!
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Ready The Ritual's Riggings, And Initiate The Initiation!​

The mods are already rehearsing the traditional ceremonies:

maximus otter

 

[gordonrutter]

I must admit I didn’t expect the choir of Heavenly Host welcoming me! The hippopotamus and the contortionist I was kind of expecting though.

I have the tattoo booked for Monday.

 

[Tigerhawk]

I must admit I didn’t expect the choir of Heavenly Host welcoming me! The hippopotamus and the contortionist I was kind of expecting though.

 

[Frideswide]

Envious and genuine congratulations @gordonrutter !

I'm so far away from being allowed to upgrade my uniform:

 

[Trevp666]

Is the '309 club' the place that has a very small entrance, round the back, and it only accepts one member at a time?

Or is it the club for owners of the Peugeot 309?
(one of the ugliest cars Peugeot ever made)

Oh, I jest of course........and I don't believe I could ever scale the dizzy heights of the aforementioned repository of rapscallions, reprobates, ruffians and rascals.

 

[cycleboy2]

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White queen to e5!

 

[Swifty]

Is the '309 club' the place that has a very small entrance, round the back, and it only accepts one member at a time?

Or is it the club for owners of the Peugeot 309?
(one of the ugliest cars Peugeot ever made)

Oh, I jest of course........and I don't believe I could ever scale the dizzy heights of the aforementioned repository of rapscallions, reprobates, ruffians and rascals.

We don't care anyway do we Trev. Me and Trev are forming our own club instead that no 309ers can ever join ever and we're going to get Jackie Weaver to chair our meetings because she's gangsta.

 

[Trevp666]

Anyone who want's to join will have to READ THE RULES and UNDERSTAND THE RULES........

 

[maximus otter]

We don't care anyway do we Trev. Me and Trev are forming our own club instead that no 309ers can ever join ever and we're going to get Jackie Weaver to chair our meetings because she's gangsta.

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maximus otter

 

[Swifty]

Anyone who want's to join will have to READ THE RULES and UNDERSTAND THE RULES........

I'm quite happy to do that Trev but that's a POINT OF ORDER for the chair .. has the meeting started yet?

 

[Analogue Boy]

I am not a cat!

 

[Trevp666]

I'm quite happy to do that Trev but that's a POINT OF ORDER for the chair .. has the meeting started yet?

It will start as soon as we have nominated a clerk.

 

[Tigerhawk]

I am not a cat!

 

[ramonmercado]

I am not a cat!

Have you ever had a catscan?

 

[Nosmo King]

It will start as soon as we have nominated a clerk.

 

[maximus otter]

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maximus otter

 

[Trevp666]

Have you ever had a catscan?

I think we're just waiting for the Lab results.

 

[Analogue Boy]

Have you ever had a catscan?

No. But I have photocopied a hamster.

 

[Mythopoeika]

We don't care anyway do we Trev. Me and Trev are forming our own club instead that no 309ers can ever join ever and we're going to get Jackie Weaver to chair our meetings because she's gangsta.

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She has no authority!

 

[Yithian]

Apparently some guy named @stu neville has made the cut. Never heard of him myself, but I suppose we had better break out the custard creams.

 

[gordonrutter]

He probably hacked into the software somehow. Bet he’s never actually made a single post to the forum!

 

[catseye]

Yeah, but look at his reaction score! Nobody listens to a word he says...