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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

I don't know whether this is the weird sex thread or The Fall song title thread.
 
I gather that the standard substitute for sperm in porn movies is arrowroot!

Yup, seems right . . .
 
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This is not so much a weird sex instance, but rather a weird sex effect for a poor chap who merely engaged in a bit of afternoon delight with his good lady. Oh dear.

Pensioner goes to A&E with memory loss after day-time sex with wife​

The curious case appears in the latest edition of the Irish Medical Journal.​

A PENSIONER TURNED up at a hospital A&E here with short term memory loss brought about by daytime sex with his wife.

That is according to a new paper by Irish medics which documents how the 66-year-old man suffered from sudden onset amnesia or Transient Global Amnesia (TGA) within 10 minutes of having sex.

It was the second time that the man suffered from sudden onset amnesia within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

In the paper in the newly released May edition of the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ), the medics at Dept of Neurology at University Hospital Limerick (UHL) state that the case highlights sexual intercourse as a trigger of recurrent Transient Global Amnesia.

Outlining the details, the medics recount how the man endured one hour of amnesia before presenting himself at the hospital A&E one afternoon.

The medics state that “on the afternoon presentation, he had engaged in sexual intercourse 10 minutes before the onset of memory disturbance”.

They recount “after seeing the date on his phone, he became distressed that he had forgotten his wedding anniversary the day before”.

“He had, in fact, celebrated his wedding anniversary with his wife and family on the previous day. His autobiographical memory remained intact, but he had no memory of that morning or the celebrations the night before”.

Via TheJournal.ie
 
I couldn't find this already mentioned here, but trying to search this site on my phone may not have missed it. This entry is from the daily 2022 calendar of Jeff Kacirk's Forgotten English:

In late May 1780, self-proclaimed but uncredentialed Scottish medico James Graham (1745-1794) opened an opulent clinic in London and a second one the next year, intent on making a handsome living by providing couples sexual therapy. Using a vague knowledge of electricity, he immodestly promoted his Adelphi Temple of Health, where he promised "immediate conception" after a night in his "Grand Celestial Bed" - a nine-by-twelve-foot mattress in a room in which it's occupants were soothed with heavenly organ music - for about £4,000 (in modern money) per night. Women were instructed to splash their private parts with champagne before retiring.

Graham's Georgian sex arena was washed with "aetheral gases" - probably nitrous oxide, or "laughing gas" - and lit by glitzy silver candelabra encrusted with rhinestones. The bed was watched over by cupids and turtledoves painted on the ceiling and tilted so as to give hopeful couples the best use of gravity. "Be fruitful, multiply, and replenish the earth" was even carved into the headboard of this fraudulent fertility furniture. Here, Graham delivered his patriotic pep talk "Lecture on Generation" promoting procreation as a patriotic obligation. Graham's lucrative venture was briefly the toast of London, but a few years later he was hamstrung by serious debt and defrosted, so he retired to Edinburgh, humiliated and seeking religious solace.
 
Lady has taken her trousers and pants off at the same time last night and then put the trousers back on in the morning, not realising the pants were still hiding in the leg and they fell out as she was cycling along? I have heard tell of such occurrences being possible..
Um, well...I was out for a pint with the guys a number of years ago. I went to the can, set my glasses down (in front of me, as it were), finished up and was ready to go home...except that I couldn't find my glasses.

Ended up at a friend's place for the night and in the morning I wondered what was poking my ankle. Geez. Never drinking tequila again.
 

Bengal monitor lizard allegedly gang-raped in Maharashtra forest; four held


Four persons were arrested for allegedly raping a Bengal monitor lizard in Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR) in Maharashtra, a forest official said on Wednesday.

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The incident, which occurred at Gothane village in Ratnagiri district, came to light days after the four accused were booked for illegally entering Chandoli National Park, which is part of the reserve, with one of them carrying a gun for hunting, he said.

A forest official said on Wednesday, "During the investigation, the forest officials found that the accused had allegedly raped a Bengal monitor lizard. Their act was also recorded in a mobile phone of one of the accused persons," he said.

"The four accused have been booked under various sections of the Wild Life (Protection) Act, 1972," field director of Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR), Nanasaheb Ladkat, said.

https://www.thehindu.com/news/natio...arashtra-forest-four-held/article65320182.ece

maximus otter
Christ on a bike, they are lucky their genitals were not shredded. Monitors have teeth like razors, claws like meat hooks and tails like whips.
 
This is not so much a weird sex instance, but rather a weird sex effect for a poor chap who merely engaged in a bit of afternoon delight with his good lady. Oh dear.

Pensioner goes to A&E with memory loss after day-time sex with wife​

The curious case appears in the latest edition of the Irish Medical Journal.​

A PENSIONER TURNED up at a hospital A&E here with short term memory loss brought about by daytime sex with his wife.

That is according to a new paper by Irish medics which documents how the 66-year-old man suffered from sudden onset amnesia or Transient Global Amnesia (TGA) within 10 minutes of having sex.

It was the second time that the man suffered from sudden onset amnesia within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

In the paper in the newly released May edition of the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ), the medics at Dept of Neurology at University Hospital Limerick (UHL) state that the case highlights sexual intercourse as a trigger of recurrent Transient Global Amnesia.

Outlining the details, the medics recount how the man endured one hour of amnesia before presenting himself at the hospital A&E one afternoon.

The medics state that “on the afternoon presentation, he had engaged in sexual intercourse 10 minutes before the onset of memory disturbance”.

They recount “after seeing the date on his phone, he became distressed that he had forgotten his wedding anniversary the day before”.

“He had, in fact, celebrated his wedding anniversary with his wife and family on the previous day. His autobiographical memory remained intact, but he had no memory of that morning or the celebrations the night before”.

Via TheJournal.ie
Surely more common when you have sex with someone other than your wife?
 
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I suspect this is not real. But can't be bothered to Google:

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I really don't know what this is about. Probably some new cryptocurrency. But it feels like a sign of our times:

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Slavoj Zizek, philosopher :)

Peter Hoeg’s science-fiction novel, The Woman and the Ape, stages sex with an animal as a fantasy of a full sexual relationship, and it is crucial that “the animal” is considered, as a rule, male: in contrast to cyborg-sex fantasy, in which “the cyborg” is, as a rule, a woman, i.e., in which the fantasy is that of a Woman-Machine (Blade Runner), the animal is a male ape copulating with a human woman and fully satisfying her. Does this not materialize two standard, vulgar notions: that of a woman who wants a strong animal partner, a “beast,” not a hysterical, impotent weakling, and that of a man who wants his feminine partner to be a perfectly-programmed doll, meeting all his wishes, not an effective, living being? The underlying “fundamental fantasy” implied by these two scenes is, of course, none other than the unbearable scene of the “ideal couple” (a male ape copulating with a female cyborg).
 
I suspect this is not real. But can't be bothered to Google ...

The Nacho Vidal / toad venom incident occurred back in June 2020. Vidal was arrested on suspicion of manslaughter at that time. After an investigation he was charged with reckless homicide in spring 2021.

https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/strange-crimes.13684/post-1970359
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/fortean-headlines.7590/post-1970471
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...relieve-depression-anxiety.65594/post-2051765

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Vidal
 
Interesting article:
https://aeon.co/essays/lovemaking-for-longevity-a-recipe-from-tokyos-imperial-archives

Breath, gaze and heartrate between lovers become synchronised during foreplay until actual coitus occurs, but it would be harmful for the man to consummate the love act at this point. The text of Su Nu suggests that consummation should occur only three times out of 10, and only with a woman when wishing to conceive a child. All other uses of a man’s precious bodily fluids – in this case, semen – would be viewed as exhausting the man’s body, ageing it prematurely. Whereas a woman and her yin energy were greatly strengthened by reaching climax, this was to be avoided at all costs by the man, whose yang energy would be robbed.

So crucial was this aspect that the physician sages gave detailed instructions on how a man could avoid ejaculation, while still reaching orgasm. Once a man mastered this life-enhancing technique, he would be capable of multiple orgasms just like a woman, and enjoy a long and healthy life.

And a coincidence that I read this recently in this excellent book:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show...arch=true&from_srp=true&qid=FfGclJfbaE&rank=1

Finally, the emperor turned to the subject of sex. ‘You will soon be married’ and, Charles warned,

Inasmuch as you are of young and tender age and I have no other son, and I do not wish to have others, it is very important that you restrain your desires and do not make excessive efforts at this early stage, which could lead to physical damage, because apart from the fact that it can be dangerous both for the body’s growth and for its strength, it can often lead to such weakness that it interferes with conceiving children and even causes death, as it did with Prince Juan [of Trastámara], which was how I came to inherit these kingdoms.

The emperor shared the common (but erroneous) belief that the heir of Ferdinand and Isabella, who in all other respects should serve as Philip’s role model, had died as a result of immoderate sexual activity with his young wife; and he had no intention of letting Philip follow suit. Charles had evidently established that his son was still a virgin and also extracted a promise from him to remain that way: ‘I am certain that you have told me the truth about the past, and that you have kept your word to me [to be celibate] until you are married’. Now he demanded that the prince show equal moderation after his marriage.

You must be very restrained when you are in your wife’s company, and since that is somewhat difficult, the solution is to keep you away from her as much as possible; and so I require and request that once you have consummated the marriage, you plead some illness and keep away from her and do not visit her again so quickly or so often. And when you do return, let it be for only a short while.

Charles backed up this remarkable demand by instructing his ministers to compel the young couple’s compliance.
 
Ancient sex toy discovered in 18th century toilet

The "Gdańsk dildo," found four years ago during archaeological research conducted in the historical center of Gdańsk, Poland, is presented to the public for the first time. The 18th-century leather erotic toy can be viewed for a month in the Archaeological Museum in Gdańsk.

The artificial phallus was found in the spring of 2015 during archaeological excavations conducted in the historical center of Gdańsk, on Podwale Przedmiejskie (Ramparts) Street.

Red light district​

This area was also a known red-light district, the reason behind the name of Zbytki (Excess) Street.

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"It is completely filled with animal bristle. The head had been made of fabric (velvet), which was probably meant to enhance the erotic experience," the museum described in a press release.

The erotic toy had been sown from one piece of leather and formed into the shape of a penis and two testicles.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/article-710988

maximus otter
 
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But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.
 
But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.

Nothing unusual here ... The person posting is posting in English, so he's using English slang.
 
I've noticed English sexual words are especially common in pornography (don't judge, I'm a single guy) regardless of the country of origin. I think it's due to English being something of a lingua franca these days due to the dissemination of culture from English speaking countries, and also the richness of the language because of its varied history.
 
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