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"Joy Prong"
This drawing of "The Delightor" was recently sold at auction. As you can see, it features detachable prongs. I like the steering wheel.
It's to keep things crisp and stiff.“Starch tank”?
maximus otter
In late May 1780, self-proclaimed but uncredentialed Scottish medico James Graham (1745-1794) opened an opulent clinic in London and a second one the next year, intent on making a handsome living by providing couples sexual therapy. Using a vague knowledge of electricity, he immodestly promoted his Adelphi Temple of Health, where he promised "immediate conception" after a night in his "Grand Celestial Bed" - a nine-by-twelve-foot mattress in a room in which it's occupants were soothed with heavenly organ music - for about £4,000 (in modern money) per night. Women were instructed to splash their private parts with champagne before retiring.
Graham's Georgian sex arena was washed with "aetheral gases" - probably nitrous oxide, or "laughing gas" - and lit by glitzy silver candelabra encrusted with rhinestones. The bed was watched over by cupids and turtledoves painted on the ceiling and tilted so as to give hopeful couples the best use of gravity. "Be fruitful, multiply, and replenish the earth" was even carved into the headboard of this fraudulent fertility furniture. Here, Graham delivered his patriotic pep talk "Lecture on Generation" promoting procreation as a patriotic obligation. Graham's lucrative venture was briefly the toast of London, but a few years later he was hamstrung by serious debt and defrosted, so he retired to Edinburgh, humiliated and seeking religious solace.
Um, well...I was out for a pint with the guys a number of years ago. I went to the can, set my glasses down (in front of me, as it were), finished up and was ready to go home...except that I couldn't find my glasses.Lady has taken her trousers and pants off at the same time last night and then put the trousers back on in the morning, not realising the pants were still hiding in the leg and they fell out as she was cycling along? I have heard tell of such occurrences being possible..
Christ on a bike, they are lucky their genitals were not shredded. Monitors have teeth like razors, claws like meat hooks and tails like whips.Bengal monitor lizard allegedly gang-raped in Maharashtra forest; four held
Four persons were arrested for allegedly raping a Bengal monitor lizard in Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR) in Maharashtra, a forest official said on Wednesday.
The incident, which occurred at Gothane village in Ratnagiri district, came to light days after the four accused were booked for illegally entering Chandoli National Park, which is part of the reserve, with one of them carrying a gun for hunting, he said.
A forest official said on Wednesday, "During the investigation, the forest officials found that the accused had allegedly raped a Bengal monitor lizard. Their act was also recorded in a mobile phone of one of the accused persons," he said.
"The four accused have been booked under various sections of the Wild Life (Protection) Act, 1972," field director of Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR), Nanasaheb Ladkat, said.
https://www.thehindu.com/news/natio...arashtra-forest-four-held/article65320182.ece
maximus otter
Surely more common when you have sex with someone other than your wife?This is not so much a weird sex instance, but rather a weird sex effect for a poor chap who merely engaged in a bit of afternoon delight with his good lady. Oh dear.
Pensioner goes to A&E with memory loss after day-time sex with wife
The curious case appears in the latest edition of the Irish Medical Journal.
A PENSIONER TURNED up at a hospital A&E here with short term memory loss brought about by daytime sex with his wife.
That is according to a new paper by Irish medics which documents how the 66-year-old man suffered from sudden onset amnesia or Transient Global Amnesia (TGA) within 10 minutes of having sex.
It was the second time that the man suffered from sudden onset amnesia within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.
In the paper in the newly released May edition of the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ), the medics at Dept of Neurology at University Hospital Limerick (UHL) state that the case highlights sexual intercourse as a trigger of recurrent Transient Global Amnesia.
Outlining the details, the medics recount how the man endured one hour of amnesia before presenting himself at the hospital A&E one afternoon.
The medics state that “on the afternoon presentation, he had engaged in sexual intercourse 10 minutes before the onset of memory disturbance”.
They recount “after seeing the date on his phone, he became distressed that he had forgotten his wedding anniversary the day before”.
“He had, in fact, celebrated his wedding anniversary with his wife and family on the previous day. His autobiographical memory remained intact, but he had no memory of that morning or the celebrations the night before”.
Via TheJournal.ie
Must have been a powerful experience! LOLSurely more common when you have sex with someone other than your wife?
How on earth can she 'get physical with' that airplane??German woman wants to marry plane.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird...pqSW6ibfnAfXzuRgVV5_isgfK9vPcSg8xpi2ta6eiN5GA
SPOT THE LOONY!
Industrial-strength lubricants?How on earth can she 'get physical with' that airplane??
OMG I thought I'd heard everything! LOL
Still, the offspring could be spectacularly useful. A plane you can run on what looks like fish fingers, carrots, peas and mash.How on earth can she 'get physical with' that airplane??
OMG I thought I'd heard everything! LOL
Did you see the size of that plane in bed with her?? Yikes!Industrial-strength lubricants?
Take the wings off, I suppose.How on earth can she 'get physical with' that airplane??
I suspect this is not real. But can't be bothered to Google ...
But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.
But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.