He's gone on the lamb.
Now he's for the chop.He's gone on the lamb.
Now he's for the chop.
OK, I wool if you wool...Enough with the sheep puns.
There's no need to ram home the point any more.
That does sound like ewe.OK, I wool if you wool...
Do sheep wear jeans? Not according to this celebrityBolivian convict tries to escape max security prison disguised as a sheep.
(or Back behind baaa-rs).
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...cape-max-security-prison-disguised-SHEEP.html
Oh dear.Woman accidentally runs over and kills would-be thief trying to steal her catalytic converter
And he had 215 previous convictions!!Burglar asked householder: 'Did you order pizza?'
https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-41072378.html
I'll have to keep this in mind -Woman accidentally runs over and kills would-be thief trying to steal her catalytic converter
Oh dear, oh well.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...thief-catalytic-converter-death-b2284058.html
I can't stop laughing! When are you going into stand-up comedy??
Oh good grief no. For a whole load of reasons to do with my politics, lack of tolerance, and general world view, if I tried something like that I would either get attacked, chased out of town, or otherwise 'cancelled' for upsetting the easily offended.I can't stop laughing! When are you going into stand-up comedy??
Well I think you're hysterical, and though I don't wish to offend others, I will say that it's very easy to find offenses when one is busy looking for them! LOLOh good grief no. For a whole load of reasons to do with my politics, lack of tolerance, and general world view, if I tried something like that I would either get attacked, chased out of town, or otherwise 'cancelled' for upsetting the easily offended.
It's hard enough watching what I write here on the FTMB - I can't imagine what sorts of trouble my gob would get me into out there in the real world.
And he had 215 previous convictions!!
Burglar asked householder: 'Did you order pizza?'
https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-41072378.html
And he had 215 previous convictions!!
According to Navarette, the sighting took place on Sunday, February 5th, at about 11:00 p.m.I was just hanging out with my friends in the alley by the panaderia (Mexican Bakery). We use the alley and the parking lot to skateboard and just hang around and talk. There were five of us and we saw this thing standing on top of the flea market across the parking lot. It looked like a large man, but he had wings that were wider than a car. It was watching us, and it had very bright red eyes that looked like the taillights of a car. It stood there making these chirping noises that we could clearly hear, even from across the parking lot.
It stood there for about a minute watching us, it made us all feel like we were in danger and that it was after us. It then shot straight into the air and flew over us, the entire time it kept watching us as it flew over. My friend wanted to run but we told him to stay still, or it might chase us, and it would lead it to where we lived.
I silently prayed to La Virgin de Guadalupe for protection and this thing kept flying away from us and headed off in the direction of the arch.
It made us all very scared and when we talked about it the next day, we felt that one of my friends’ ex-girlfriends might have sent it after us. She practices Brujeria [Latin American witchcraft] and it just seems like something she would do. If it was meant to scare us, then it did what it was supposed to do as all of us were scared out of our wits.
Please don't encourage him Ronnie.I can't stop laughing! When are you going into stand-up comedy??
A Buoy seems most likely.Spy balloon, UFO or Dragon Ball? Japan baffled by iron ball washed up on beach
About 1.5 metres in diameter, the mysterious metal sphere has been the source of intense speculation online
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ball-sphere-beach-japan-officials-investigate