ramonmercado

Abandoned on the Serengeti, I was raised by giraffes and consequently I have a bit of a neck.
Birthday
Feb 18, 1900 (Age: 118)
Location
Eblana
LOCATION
Dublin
INTERESTS
Sci Fi; Cinema; Forteana. Anti-Fascism; Pro-Choice.
OCCUPATION
Vampire Hunter
Gender
Male
Occupation
Vampire Hunter

Signature

"Dare to know! Have the courage to use your own reason! This is the motto of the Enlightenment." - Immanuel Kant

Trophies

  1. 15

    15th Anniversary

    Clearly you have made yourself at home. After fifteen years there's no hope of getting rid of you, so we may as well get along: please accept another trophy as a token of your long association with the Premier Forum For The Discussion of Forteana (TM).
  2. 1

    1st Anniversary

    A year? A YEAR? Yes, it really has been that long since you brought your magic into our lives / darkened our collective doorstep (delete as applicable). Whether you're an ocassional visitor to these shores or a permanent fixture on the virtual sofa, we'd like to commemorate your arrival with an imaginary geegaw.
  3. 5

    5th Anniversary

    Where do the days go? Buggered if I know. One moment you were reading about vanishing socks and the next five years have ebbed away and your best mates are made of pixels. Still, it's all been quite pleasant and now you have another shiny thing.
  4. 10

    10th Anniversary

    Pretty much an entire decade of your life has been consumed by this message board; the least we can do is to cough up another tawdry bauble for the mantelpiece.
  5. 50

    Diagnosis: Addiction

    You have now made 5,000 posts on this board. There are professionals who can help, but they wear white coats--you've read enough to know that such people cannot always be trusted.
  6. 50

    Vital Cog

    Your contributions have garnered 5,000 likes. If you stopped posting, the board would probably fall apart. We'd therefore appreciate it if you didn't.
  7. 40

    Genius Loci

    1000 likes? The government probably has people looking into you at this level of exposure, but please don't let that dissuade you from posting--everybody pretty much loves your stuff.
  8. 30

    Font of Wisdom

    500 likes? Are you bribing people to click that button?
  9. 20

    Avid Readership

    250 likes? It's lucky we don't give out personal details: you'd probably start noticing board members in your back garden at dusk.
  10. 15

    Local Legend

    100 likes? You're practically one of the fixtures and fittings here on the board. Other users probably read your posts and nod sagely.
  11. 10

    Recurring Spectre

    25 likes? We don't do flattery, but basically you're becoming popular--try not to let it go to your head.
  12. 2

    On the Radar

    You've done something right: somebody liked your post--you've been NOTICED.
  13. 20

    Unexorcisable

    1000 posts? It's either love, compulsion or a hostage situation.
  14. 10

    Repetitive Phenomenon

    100 posts? You and the board: it's getting pretty intimate now. If you're posting on any OTHER boards, this could end badly...
  15. 5

    Known Entity

    30 posts, eh? Don't be intimidated, but other users probably recognise your name by now.
  16. 1

    De-lurked

    Your first post--that wasn't so bad now, was it? We're glad that you've finally surfaced and hope that your stay with us is a pleasant one.
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