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If he's not in the last place you think you would look, look at the first place you thought you would look.
Rumors says it was the bishop, who enjoys serving strychnine with the coffee after whoreship(!)
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen! Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen. Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Hold a chicken in the air. Stick a deckchair up your nose. Buy a jumbo jet. And then bury all your clothes. Paint your left knee green...
Yeah, remember what happened with the transdimensional gas station.
Get scared and please come back with some footage.
Roads? We don't need no stinkin' roads.
You don't know, until you know...
But wait! There's more!
Like sands of the hourglass
It goes down the time drain, and ends up in another universe somewhere.
Panto must be a fantastic Xmas tradition down there in Blighty
If biting doesn't work, try a handgrenade.
I guess you don't live on the second floor either?
Yeah, we understand Limahl is for specially interested.
Swifty is too shy, shy to go to Kajagoogo concerts and allergic to hair spray.
While catching crabs in Chromer remember to avoid the pier ghost.
That little old place were we can get together to play CS:GO?
Written by Guy N. Smith?
'Builder's Tea' - So strong you will grow a third bollock. Internet says it, so it must be true.
Ok. Titch. See you after Brexit...
But turtle power won't work without pizza.
Sorry to hear you go. What's the problem?
No Dolly, show me your jugs.
Dolly Parton hasn't needed to work 9 to 5 since she was a teenager. What does she know?
Yes, that's what it said.
Let me bring you songs from the wood: To make you feel much better than you could know
I liked the way Carl Sagan said 'Billions and Billions' on Cosmos.
Up Up And Away!
Well, for my hair I use a harvester. -
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