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Written by Guy N. Smith?
'Builder's Tea' - So strong you will grow a third bollock. Internet says it, so it must be true.
Ok. Titch. See you after Brexit...
But turtle power won't work without pizza.
Sorry to hear you go. What's the problem?
No Dolly, show me your jugs.
Dolly Parton hasn't needed to work 9 to 5 since she was a teenager. What does she know?
Yes, that's what it said.
Let me bring you songs from the wood: To make you feel much better than you could know
I liked the way Carl Sagan said 'Billions and Billions' on Cosmos.
Up Up And Away!
Well, for my hair I use a harvester.
Robo-Titch wants to date Sarah Connor?
Beans will ease your Phil Collins easy listening depression. Try Chili Con Carne.
Congrats. Have a beer on you.
Excrement IV (Kate Bush music video&song)
The Turdening
The Filth Element
And we said hello to all the ghosts you had taken home from your ghost hunts. They were very polite and said F'... You.
Sounds like Stephen Fry knows what he's talking about.
Spice Girls ripping off my penis? I wouldn't like that, AT ALL!
You will probably survive as long as the spicy wind doesn't turn into a spicy tornado.
- Hi there, welcome. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
These days it's seven bridegrooms for seven brothers.
Girlfriend to one of the Clangers then?
No, you are a lumberjack and you're OK.
Just go ahead and jump!
A horse is a horse of course of course
Yes, a lot of women sunbathe topless in their gardens in the summer.
No tits on Eastenders? Haven't missed anything in the last 34 years then. -
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