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    Yes please! Send it to north London please

    Yes please! Send it to north London please
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    Humour & Jokes

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    How Old Are You?

    That's a smashing blouse you have on
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    Who Agrees?

    cost benefit analysis....risk benefit analysis...fuck that, i would have loved to fall in love and spend my evenings cuddling my wonderful women by the fire, listening to enya, but sadly it was never to be, some people just seem to have hearts and souls of metal machines.
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    Humour & Jokes

    What's grey and comes in pints? Gone off cider (tricked you good!)
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    How do you know these things? Be careful if you are ever in a Paris tunnel is my advice to you.....
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Just that Charlie was a dirty bugger who was shagging camilla and di had an eating disorder (this was before it was common knowledge)
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Sorry, that is all I can report, he told me some things that later turned out to be true, but he didn't spill the beans on serious stuff because that would bring down the monarchy. (He thought that would be a bad thing)
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    Me on new years day?

    Me on new years day?
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Perhaps, but I worked in the garden of somebody who knew her closely, he said she told him things about the royal family that would SHOCK you. (True story)
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    Ghost Hunt: Bolton [12/01/2019]

    i have been on lots of ghost hunts, hundreds of hours with precious little actual "paranormal" happenings, but that little is of great interest to me, and there are some great locations, its a huge pleasure just to creep through them at night time and not got arrested.
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    Humour & Jokes

    See that big pile of rubbish? With all maggots crawling over it? Surrounded by a big pool of urine? That's cromer that is. Thats your street that is.
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    Zoos

    Monsoon forest is totally roofless, but have some pictures of chester zoos big cats
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    that's the sort of thing you only do once

    that's the sort of thing you only do once
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    Humour & Jokes

    That's right, me old cockaleeky-mate-flap-sparrow-Cockney-rhyming-bollocks!
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    Humour & Jokes

    I will explain it to you. WITH A CRICKET BAT
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    The Second World War / World War Two

    I was unimpressed by "HMS Ulysses" it seemed far too much of a movie film script, have been you read "the cruel sea" the author also served on convoy duty, but his approach to telling his story is very different
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    The Second World War / World War Two

    the first destroyer was the only escort near the convoy, and there were 6 U-boats in contact, so it couldn't stop, the 2nd destroyer had been picking up survivors from another sunken ship when it seen the lifeboats, but again decided it was better to hurry back, the same applied to the first...
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    The Second World War / World War Two

    Currently reading "convoy sc122 and hx 229 by Martin middlebrook, an American merchant ship has just been torpedoed, and for various reasons four escort ships seen the survivors in the lifeboats but didn't stop to pick them up. They where never seen again, and I wonder how often that happened.
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Well at least you are more subtle then your best friend, bob
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    Only if she is Scottish

    Only if she is Scottish
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    I am looking at joining the Irish register of foreign births, and then getting an Irish passport, but the PRICE!!! The Irish government must be raking it in.
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    Whatever it is I am against it

    Whatever it is I am against it
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    Let's Get To Know (and possibly see) Our Fellow Forteans

    Well that's not what my instructor said, he said this is the draw if you have no sight on the bow.
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    Ghost Hunt: Bolton [12/01/2019]

    Good luck! I wish you see a fullbody apparition!
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    You REALLY are not scottish!
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    Humour & Jokes

    Told too me by a 5 year old. How does buzz lightyear ask for a drink? Woody can I have a drink please?
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    Nature will castigate those who fail to masticate!

    Nature will castigate those who fail to masticate!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Just treated myself to premium membership of the imperial war museum, free entry to Hms Belfast (excellent) duxford air museum (excellent) and the cabinet war rooms (no idea what that's like) But the main reason for getting premium membership was you get access to the premium enclosure at...
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    Rendlesham Forest Incident

    So this all happened at the same time as a man was driving through the forest with his headlights on full in order to fool security? Poor buggers had the piss well taken out of them.
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    Weird Sex

    In short , it's OK to shag yourself. Thank god.
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    Weird Sex

    So when it comes to monkeys she is a bit of a langur?
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    Gently going mad in London's current heat wave, please send rain, snow, sleet and freezing...

    Gently going mad in London's current heat wave, please send rain, snow, sleet and freezing temperatures
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Just walked by the mustbefinishedsoonshirley spurs stadium, there are serious looking bollards, sometimes a double row, at strategic points, i presume to stop bombslingers mowing down the fans as they leave the stadium, but what shocked me was the two security staff and the metal detector...
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    What Did You Get For Christmas 2018?

    Dover castle, that is worth the membership on its own, an added bonus is you get half price admission to properties of the Scottish and welsh equivalents for the first year, and free entry after that.
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    Worst Movie EVER?

    Except he was from just outside Glasgow as far as anybody knows.
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    What Did You Get For Christmas 2018?

    Bomber command by Max Hastings, it was hardback, from my best friends, i had bought myself the paperback years ago, so i have kept the present and given my old copy to the young lad at work.
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    Christmas 2018

    You should have aimed better then.
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    What Did You Get For Christmas 2018?

    A book on bomber command, a book about Knights, 3 bottles of Baileys, 1 bottle of cheap knock off Baileys, a mug with a sachet of hot chocolate, a whisk and a little bottle of Baileys, a keg of hobgoblin and a crate of speckled hen. Books and alcohol, my loved ones know me very well.
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    So annoyed, santa didn't bring me a drone like I asked for.

    So annoyed, santa didn't bring me a drone like I asked for.
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    chase them with a drone

    chase them with a drone
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    Humour & Jokes

    WARNING. the following movie contains scenes of violent reindeer death.
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    The Lone Coastguard!

    Top is Hms gannet, then Hms cavalier, both at Chatham dockyard, then Hms Belfast, Hms victory and Hms warrior. I have some photos of the Belfast taken from the waverly, I will stick my neck out and say I am ALMOST certain the waverly is not a battleship.
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    The Lone Coastguard!

    Maybe I should rephrase my post to say world war one and world war two battleships..... Apart from Hms Caroline I have visited all of the above, pictures to follow
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    The Lone Coastguard!

    is the victory a battleship? for me a battleship should be metal, have big guns and be painted grey (but i will make an exception for the smart Admiralty disruptive camouflage )
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    The Lone Coastguard!

    I have always thought it was disgusting that no Royal navy battleship was preserved, but it seems a British battleship has been. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Mikasa
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    The Second World War / World War Two

    yes, this seems to be the case mostly, Churchill wanted Admiral somerville court martialed after the battle of cape spartivento, but he was found to have acted correctly, he wanted admiral wake-walker and captain leach court martialed for breaking of the bismark action, but admiral tovey...
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    Fortean Films

    The meg, a total load of silly nonsense. But hugely enjoyable silly nonsense.
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    Zoos

    some of my pictures off the chester zoo birds, taken on friday.
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    Christmas 2018

    shopping in sainsburys this afternoon with Vaughan Williams playing on my walkman, so i was getting subjected to all sorts of cruel and unusual punishment over the tannoy, then horror of horrors, bing fucking crosby sailed menacingly over the horizon, white bastard christmas preparing to make...
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