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  1. Dinobot

    Limericks

    Never upset Tigerhawk, he controls the purse strings and the pantry!
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    Limericks

    Do you know what they built this whole city on? a big swamp, with cash from a marathon Like Venice, built on 'piles'? Over sewers stretching miles Turned the place into one big "john"! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I wear my sunglasses at night!
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    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    Orange is her middle name?!
  4. Dinobot

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    I'll decide who gets the make up sex with Tigerhawk!:ptask:
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    Is there a vegetarian option?

    Is there a vegetarian option?
  6. Dinobot

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    :bhave:
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    May I recommend a damp cloth under the bowl and a firm grip? (On both the bowl and reality)
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Or perhaps your calves are just getting bigger? Carrot Fit Trousers may as well be called Utter Wanker Trousers!
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    Random/Peculiar Images

    At that price, do yo think the food could be less rancid?
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    What's good for the goose, is good for the gander...

    What's good for the goose, is good for the gander...
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Signing for and opening the parcel that arrived five minutes ago. The two books inside are The Garbage Pail Kids book and another Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
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    Blitz Limericks

    I’ve set out some coffee and juices for My expected breakfast guest Lucifer Is hot and steamy And oh, so dreamy! So I'll leave him begging for more! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Face all sorts of mutant hurdles!
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Opening a parcel I picked up from the Post Office (it contained two Diane Duane books and an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader - Actual Factual is the title of this Bathroom Reader), and reading an email that another book I'd ordered will be delivered at 4 this afternoon!
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    Polar Bear Proclivities: Not Cool

    That's not dozens of polar bears, it's dozens of FT members dressed up as polar bears doing a Flash Mob thing...
  15. Dinobot

    Limericks

    Things that go bump in the night Can be caused by your pants being too tight So loosen that belt If you're so far from svelte Roomy pants will be your delight! ====================================== LIfe's a Scooby Doo mystery
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    One does not wave ones boudin about in public...
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    Killer Geese!

    Killer Geese!
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Which one is you? And I don't mind the odd bit of flashing (in the warmer weather!)
  19. Dinobot

    Limericks

    How would you like a busted lip? While wearing a Freudian Slip
  20. Dinobot

    What are you all doing here, and why aren't you wearing any clothes?!

    What are you all doing here, and why aren't you wearing any clothes?!
  21. Dinobot

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Five minutes ago, I was stuffing my face with lasagne and garlic bread. And loving every minute of it!
  22. Dinobot

    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    He's innocent! He saw you approaching, and was prepared for your overpowering stench of farts enchanting musk...
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    Limericks

    Don't you think this is rather too late? To ask Errol Flynn on a date?
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    Limericks

    I'm a lady, I'll have you know There are places I will not go
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    Limericks

    Some flava beans and a nice Chianti You'll find me scoffing in flagrante Watching B Movies
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    Leaps out of cake for Recycled1's birthday and sings "Happy Birthday Mr President"!

    Leaps out of cake for Recycled1's birthday and sings "Happy Birthday Mr President"!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Is it bad? Think Plan 9 From Outer Space, but with a slightly bigger budget and in colour!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    The following movies on Blu Ray - Star Crash, Hercules and Hercules 2 (both the Lou Ferrigno versions).
  29. Dinobot

    What kind of girl/boy/ghoul do you think I am?

    What kind of girl/boy/ghoul do you think I am?
  30. Dinobot

    Hello! Is it me you're looking for?

    Hello! Is it me you're looking for?
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Well, they can have it back when they return all those Greek Marbles...
  32. Dinobot

    FT 376

    He was abducted by aliens. Or is abducting aliens. Or run off with Jessica Rabbit!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Blue Exorcist Kyoto Saga on DVD.
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    FT 376

    For the love of Nessie, is there anything else to be said about Rendlesham?! Surely that's been done to death?!
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    Limericks

    The strange thing about that Bugs Bunny And I mean 'strange' not just rather funny He's a nut brown hare!
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    Charity Shop & Poundshop Finds

    As modelled by some of the users on this site. Can you guess which one is me?
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    Limericks

    Is your life like a bawdy romp? Yes, I strut in lewd outfits with pomp In ultra gimp gear?!
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    Limericks

    And now, for something romantic I have something here that's gigantic So big! And so hard! should I coat it with lard Yes, just to keep it in good nick! ___________________________________ Is your life like a bawdy romp?
  39. Dinobot

    What Did You Dream Of Last Night?

    We leave no innuendo left alone on this site...
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    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Heaving a sigh of relief, as the storm which began just before 5 PM has now passed, and it's long after midnight!
  41. Dinobot

    What Did You Dream Of Last Night?

    No switch is safe from Scargy's twiddling hands!
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    What Did You Dream Of Last Night?

    Australian PM Gough Whitlam was "fired" by the Governor General (acting on behalf of the Queen) in the 1970's (Whitlams response - Long may we say God Save The Queen, because nothing will save the Governor General - is still brilliant after all these years)
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    Limericks

    I hope to have time to prepare A big perfect Hallowe'en scare! Start planning at Valentine's Your gruesome and weird designs With lots of blood and guts to spare! ________________________________________________ And now, for something romantic
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    Thinking Of Visiting Australia?

    Tempted to move to the Australian portion of Antarctica. Anything other than this heat!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Just bought St Petersburg - Three Centuries Of Murderous Desires by Jonathan Miles and the novelisation of Star Wars IV A New Hope. Both books were half price, which mad a pleasant surprise!
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    It's 35 C here, burns is what I feel like I am getting every time I step outside!

    It's 35 C here, burns is what I feel like I am getting every time I step outside!
  47. Dinobot

    Limericks

    'I don't care, there is nothing I fear' You say as you wipe away a tear At the guillotine!
  48. Dinobot

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Are you trying to provoke those of us in heatwave conditions?!
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    Stuff You've Just Bought

    I only ask out of concern!
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    Thinking Of Visiting Australia?

    Visit the cooler parts of Australia - surely there must be somewhere that won't roast you to death...
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