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If you think 6 is the perfect tea, then I'm afraid its :kersplat: for you!

I was wondering where I'd left that! Thanks!

A house near my own has stood empty for the last few years since the owner died. There's a temporary fence put up to stop people getting in after the place was vandalised (tiles missing, widows broken, etc). As I waited across the road this morning for the bus to take me to work, I saw a car...

Wearing those leather pants called "chaps" Watch out for any strategically placed gaps And for strange breezes!

Tea should be hot, strong and black! Otherwise what is the point of having tea if you "must" include sugar, milk, honey, lemon or something that is usually put in cake!

They say birds about of a feather That they're given to moronic bleather Ranting on Twitter (is there a place fitter ?) Where they're hell bent for leather! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Wearing those leather pants called "chaps"

grimnebulin, are you okay?

Darn right I do! back to limericks! They say birds about of a feather That they're given to moronic bleather Ranting on Twitter

Is that a pink elephant?

If you don't understand, you're not paying attention. If you're not offended, you're not paying attention...

Debauchery for all!

A Fatal Inversion by Barbara Vine (Ruth Rendell's pen name). I read it when I was in my early teens and it took a while for me to figure out who the lady was at the end of the book (I was a bit dim back then)...

Blimey, you do take your Valentines Day quite seriously, don't you?

Babette's Feast on DVD and season 19 of Doctor Who on blu ray.

Like you could survive/afford me!:boozing:

And always remember to wash your hands!

It's okay, you're not invited to the Godzilla Festival!:mattack:

If you manage to get there alive Take a 'selfie' when you arrive. Then put it online You'll feel oh, so fine!

I shall be spending the day with the one I love - Godzilla movies and chocolate!

Is that you, Henny Penny?

Sauce for the goose...

Can some objects move on their own? Do spirits huff and puff so they're blown? it's the power of mind Of someone refined

Stuffing my face with leftover spaghetti from last night. Gods, I love garlic!

Who hasn't said this to a random stranger in the shops?

duck, duck goose?!

DUCK! GOOSE!

One more crack of the whip and I'll faint Am I happy 'bout this? No I ain't A Dominatrix

Are they meant to be doing that?!

I'm in training to be a soul singer my friends say I'll be a real minger Deep and meaningful?

I was wondering where I'd left that watch...

What, so they could breed more slackers?!

Not to be confused with They Love by Barbara Cartland. Or so I am told! The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole 13 3/4 DVD (complete series), My Dinner With Herve and the documentary The Family (a look into the notorious cult, which looks both fascinating and depressing in equal measures).

Your secret is safe with us, Scargy!

While swinging one day through the trees I encountered a big swarm of bees They said "hey, it's not funny "You'll mess up our honey And stung me between the, cough, knees! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ That's a strange place for a tattoo!

We never do anything by halves in Australia, but I think it's time we sent this up!!

It reads like someone trying to drum up attention rather than a serious article...

I can see why some animals eat their young...

I'm glad that I don't have a sister If I did, I'd really have missed her When she drove off without The cream for her gout

Getting ready to go out on the tiles with Escargot....

You're wearing one of those now, aren't you, Shady...

What is this, a splinter group?! Thought I'd go out on a limb there, since my bark is worse than my bite!

Because you're usually the guilty party! Cannot see what the fuss is about KK doughnuts, it's just congealed arse burps!

Year Of The Pig? Just an excuse to eat more bacon!

Last time I looked under my bed I found an old lover called Fred Withered, but still spry!

It will probably be Hula Ladies...

I dreamt that I was on the bus home from work, listening to the people behind me talk about how Teresa May had just been fired as PM, and I thought it was odd, as I thought it couldn't happen for another year...

I hope to have time to prepare A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!

The title is "The Best Of The Best Of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" - a series of books that are as educational and fascinating as Fortean Times....

Sobbing heartily, as the heatwave is set to last another week!

Thought so, you're ever so stylish!