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  1. Tigerhawk

    Random/Peculiar Images

    If you think 6 is the perfect tea, then I'm afraid its :kersplat: for you!
  2. Tigerhawk

    Random/Peculiar Images

    I was wondering where I'd left that! Thanks!
  3. Tigerhawk

    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    A house near my own has stood empty for the last few years since the owner died. There's a temporary fence put up to stop people getting in after the place was vandalised (tiles missing, widows broken, etc). As I waited across the road this morning for the bus to take me to work, I saw a car...
  4. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    Wearing those leather pants called "chaps" Watch out for any strategically placed gaps And for strange breezes!
  5. Tigerhawk

    Random/Peculiar Images

    Tea should be hot, strong and black! Otherwise what is the point of having tea if you "must" include sugar, milk, honey, lemon or something that is usually put in cake!
  6. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    They say birds about of a feather That they're given to moronic bleather Ranting on Twitter (is there a place fitter ?) Where they're hell bent for leather! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Wearing those leather pants called "chaps"
  7. Tigerhawk

    grimnebulin, are you okay?

    grimnebulin, are you okay?
  8. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    Darn right I do! back to limericks! They say birds about of a feather That they're given to moronic bleather Ranting on Twitter
  9. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Is that a pink elephant?
  10. Tigerhawk

    If you don't understand, you're not paying attention. If you're not offended, you're not paying...

    If you don't understand, you're not paying attention. If you're not offended, you're not paying attention...
  11. Tigerhawk

    Debauchery for all!

    Debauchery for all!
  12. Tigerhawk

    Stuff You've Just Bought

    A Fatal Inversion by Barbara Vine (Ruth Rendell's pen name). I read it when I was in my early teens and it took a while for me to figure out who the lady was at the end of the book (I was a bit dim back then)...
  13. Tigerhawk

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    Blimey, you do take your Valentines Day quite seriously, don't you?
  14. Tigerhawk

    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Babette's Feast on DVD and season 19 of Doctor Who on blu ray.
  15. Tigerhawk

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    Like you could survive/afford me!:boozing:
  16. Tigerhawk

    And always remember to wash your hands!

    And always remember to wash your hands!
  17. Tigerhawk

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    It's okay, you're not invited to the Godzilla Festival!:mattack:
  18. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    If you manage to get there alive Take a 'selfie' when you arrive. Then put it online You'll feel oh, so fine!
  19. Tigerhawk

    How Are You Spending Valentines Day?

    I shall be spending the day with the one I love - Godzilla movies and chocolate!
  20. Tigerhawk

    Is that you, Henny Penny?

    Is that you, Henny Penny?
  21. Tigerhawk

    Sauce for the goose...

    Sauce for the goose...
  22. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    Can some objects move on their own? Do spirits huff and puff so they're blown? it's the power of mind Of someone refined
  23. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Stuffing my face with leftover spaghetti from last night. Gods, I love garlic!
  24. Tigerhawk

    Shop Around: Tales Of Retail

    Who hasn't said this to a random stranger in the shops?
  25. Tigerhawk

    duck, duck goose?!

    duck, duck goose?!
  26. Tigerhawk

    DUCK! GOOSE!

    DUCK! GOOSE!
  27. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    One more crack of the whip and I'll faint Am I happy 'bout this? No I ain't A Dominatrix
  28. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Are they meant to be doing that?!
  29. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    I'm in training to be a soul singer my friends say I'll be a real minger Deep and meaningful?
  30. Tigerhawk

    Stuff You've Just Bought

    I was wondering where I'd left that watch...
  31. Tigerhawk

    The Really Crap Excuses Thread

    What, so they could breed more slackers?!
  32. Tigerhawk

    Stuff You've Just Bought

    Not to be confused with They Love by Barbara Cartland. Or so I am told! The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole 13 3/4 DVD (complete series), My Dinner With Herve and the documentary The Family (a look into the notorious cult, which looks both fascinating and depressing in equal measures).
  33. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Your secret is safe with us, Scargy!
  34. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    While swinging one day through the trees I encountered a big swarm of bees They said "hey, it's not funny "You'll mess up our honey And stung me between the, cough, knees! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ That's a strange place for a tattoo!
  35. Tigerhawk

    Thinking Of Visiting Australia?

    We never do anything by halves in Australia, but I think it's time we sent this up!!
  36. Tigerhawk

    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    It reads like someone trying to drum up attention rather than a serious article...
  37. Tigerhawk

    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    I can see why some animals eat their young...
  38. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    I'm glad that I don't have a sister If I did, I'd really have missed her When she drove off without The cream for her gout
  39. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Getting ready to go out on the tiles with Escargot....
  40. Tigerhawk

    Charity Shop & Poundshop Finds

    You're wearing one of those now, aren't you, Shady...
  41. Tigerhawk

    The Whinge Thread, Resurrected

    What is this, a splinter group?! Thought I'd go out on a limb there, since my bark is worse than my bite!
  42. Tigerhawk

    Kentucky Police Mourn Doughnut Truck Fire

    Because you're usually the guilty party! Cannot see what the fuss is about KK doughnuts, it's just congealed arse burps!
  43. Tigerhawk

    Happy Year Of The Pig

    Year Of The Pig? Just an excuse to eat more bacon!
  44. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    Last time I looked under my bed I found an old lover called Fred Withered, but still spry!
  45. Tigerhawk

    What Did You Dream Of Last Night?

    It will probably be Hula Ladies...
  46. Tigerhawk

    What Did You Dream Of Last Night?

    I dreamt that I was on the bus home from work, listening to the people behind me talk about how Teresa May had just been fired as PM, and I thought it was odd, as I thought it couldn't happen for another year...
  47. Tigerhawk

    Limericks

    I hope to have time to prepare A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
  48. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    The title is "The Best Of The Best Of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" - a series of books that are as educational and fascinating as Fortean Times....
  49. Tigerhawk

    What Were You Doing Five Minutes Ago?

    Sobbing heartily, as the heatwave is set to last another week!
  50. Tigerhawk

    Charity Shop & Poundshop Finds

    Thought so, you're ever so stylish!
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