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  1. titch

    The 'Unemployed Again' Thread

    No way! i am not getting out of bed for a measly £480,000 a year.
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    The 'Unemployed Again' Thread

    I have applied for a new job, I am fully qualified for it and expect to be in my new position by Sunday afternoon. Dear sir/ madam I am writing to you in order to apply for the post of Scotland manager, I put huge piles of manure around the roses every autumn, so am perfectly equipped to deal...
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    Every night

    Every night
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    The Whinge Thread, Resurrected

    Now THAT is how it should be done, shady
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    The Whinge Thread, Resurrected

    Wimp
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    i bet this "pilot" was thinking WTF as he hit the afterburners and zoomed down the runway. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden%27s_Lightning_flight
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    everyday is beautiful, sometimes the sun shines as well

    everyday is beautiful, sometimes the sun shines as well
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    There was no crack-cocaine in the eggs?
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    I got a thorntons grufalo egg for £1 in sainsburys last night
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    Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghost Hunters & Hunting

    This it it, interesting for me because I was there and heard it, but it will be a tad underwhelming for everyone else.
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    i bet you say that to all the boys
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    General Book Thread: Solicit Opinions Or Review!

    I wouldn't touch anything he wrote with a barge pole, he is an early most haunted (but at least he entertains more then MH)
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    Zoos

    Not really on topic but there was a falconry (and owlry) display at arundel castle on Saturday, the birds where beautiful and the flight displays astonishing. Now I want a barn owl to display with publicly.
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    Zoos

    https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/history/weve-found-more-old-pictures-13785332 Some old pictures from Chester zoo, the one with the children and the hippo would get any zoo instantly closed down nowadays.
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    Things That Make You Go... WTF?

    Radio 3 has just given the weather for cromer....there is no escape.
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    Seasteading: Living Free On The World's Seas

    Let's make them do it!
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    Humour & Jokes

    They come from the sky.
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    FT 379

    A really good issue,both bunker mentality and protect and survive where outstanding, I had forgotten how scared I was by nuclear war when growing up.
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    Tell Me What You See Here If Anything?

    I see nothing but the wind on the water
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    Sheringham can be run on a zx 81
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    FT 379

    Page 32. Picture of a penis.
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    Max has heard so many tales concerning the sexual shenanigans going on in cromer he decided to emulate them.
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    J.R.R. Tolkien

    I fear you will be responsible for the new TV show...
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    Does the ninja mask make it easier to hunt deer or is it just worn to make you look cool?
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    FT 379

    looks a good issue. are you my mummy? muuuummmmyyyy
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    growing up in the 70's and 80's i seemed to have fish fingers for breakfast lunch and dinner, if anybody comes near me with a fish finger now i will kill them with it.
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    a short life but a happ...hold on, i am sure we have been down this road very recently.....
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    In a lyn MacDonald history of world war one she says teuchtars coming from remote crofts would be billeted in homes in cities, and would make porridge in huge amounts like they done at home, the household bin being ideal for the purpose, rubbish would be dumped in a hole dug in the back garden...
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    I AM BLOODY SICK OF BLOODY GAME OF THRONES AND I HAVE NEVER BLOODY WATCHED THE BLOODY THING

    I AM BLOODY SICK OF BLOODY GAME OF THRONES AND I HAVE NEVER BLOODY WATCHED THE BLOODY THING
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    This Scottish poster says stick yer mingin porridge, gies sausage, black pudding, fried eggs, tattie scones n bacon
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    The 'Unemployed Again' Thread

    To steal the lead? Does the holy water boil and turn to blood? Is the spire hit by lightening when you enter the church? Where you in Paris yesterday?
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    The Notre-Dame Cathedral Fire

    fire in one of the towers now, i am telling myself its just a building so not worth getting upset over, its not working.
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    The Notre-Dame Cathedral Fire

    Terrible news from Paris, i was at the cathedral a few years ago, it was such an amazing building. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47941794
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    Happy News Stories

    It's been five years to the day since a close friend had her first mastectomy, followed by chemotherapy, radiotherapy and another mastectomy, today she is more wonderful and beautiful then ever.
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    What Music?

    listen to this Mongolian heavy metal. if you do not enjoy it, they will burn down your house and enslave you.
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    Fat. And bald.
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    great minds think alike!
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    nope no drink, its a teetotal wedding. As if things couldn't get any worse.
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    Random Stuff From Your Neck O' The Woods

    everybody has changed out of their roaring 20's clothes
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    Random Stuff From Your Neck O' The Woods

    i like it, i was upset when the old stadium was demolished, mainly because it was a link to my distant yoof, but i love the look of the new stadium
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    Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

    A niece i love deeply is marrying a total dickhead tomorrow. I tried every trick in the book too get out of attending, to no avail. I am currently drowning my sorrows in rum.
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    What Would You Like Carved On Your Tombstone?

    give you 200 euros if you have that on your gravestone!
  43. titch

    Are You Stressed

    dump them, i lived with my two ex-brothers for years, one was the stereotypical violent Glaswegian who turned on me when i stopped him beating his girlfriends, the other never done a days work in his life, leached money from me and took when i didn't give. Blood is not thicker then water, if you...
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    In my case it's because it's all I ever talk

    In my case it's because it's all I ever talk
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    Are You Stressed

    I have started reading about meditation in order to reach inner peace and calm , but I am so full of rage even Buddha himself would weep and tell to me to piss of and forgot all about meditation.
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    Missing In Action: Posters Who Have Wandered Off

    told you not to eat the curried sprouts.
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    The First World War / World War One

    after all these years dead soldiers are still being found. quite heart breaking really. https://www.cwgc.org/learn/news-and-events/news/2019/04/01/07/44/burial-and-rededication-services-in-april-2019
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    after that the next one will be next door to me in tottenham

    after that the next one will be next door to me in tottenham
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    Missing In Action: Posters Who Have Wandered Off

    Or bring max round the house.
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    Oops! The Silly Mistakes Thread

    I shouldn't really have laughed at that
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