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...or a dog dropped it, or a fox, or kids threw it there, or a neighhbour threw it out of a bedroom window (for some odd reason) and it landed there. of perhaps it was a present from your garden faries as they think your malnourished :)

Ive spent the last three days trying to convince my wife that Jimmy is changing his surname to "Pansy" and starting a rest home for retired monkeys. So far she thinks im fill of s*it :)

sadly, i see an awful lot of stupid people.

Id bet Derek can get in touch with Paul and Ringo!

appology accepted, next time send money :)

;)

i find my sharp stick essential!

You still use floppy disks? OldTimeRadio is OldTimeComputing too lol!!

funnier than aladdin for sure! i wish id seen it lol

I dont believe in ghosts, BUT i want someone to prove to me they exist. Because of this I never watch the very poor quality MW, bad acting, sensationalism, barnum bunkum, unprovable "facts" from the "mediums" (I use this term loosly), dust near the camera lens is claimed as orbs, the MW...

Was this the messenger of the Gods? They asked me to do it, but I was a bit busy!

but there is also sound, something that is often missing from a "ghost story", i believe its not a "ghost" (in the spirit of a dead person sense). although i also have no answer. he swears the act of chasing the boy was pre-meditated, planned that day (well the behind the door was, and going...

As some of you will know, i dont believe in ghosts, but a friend told me this a few years ago and ive just remembered it, so thought id share. In the 1970s a friend lived in a 200 year old terrace house in Gainsborough. It hadnt been modernised, even the toilet was still an outside one...

My printer does the carrage moving thingy occasionally, its called a "printer reset", ask any printer technician! There is definatly something in your house, but they moved in last october and seem to prefer illogical superstition to common sense!

I used to run a tabletop RPG group, my favourite game to run was Call Of Cthulhu (1920s gothic horror in the world of HP Lovecraft), one winter evening i was running a scenario, i remember this so well... The player characters where in a deserted and derelict old house, looking for a portal...

Good point, last time I checked, I dont think there where any he would have been comfortable answering :)

http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29313 Locked so i cant reply, so a new thread. The end of the week has passed, but where is the article????

Are you calling my pint a puff?

I have to agree, women never get credit for all the cooking and cleaning they do! sorry :)

shouldnt this be the concern that living pedophiles may roam Chester (or anywhere)?

here is another one i got today, ive not seen this before BTW is was from [email protected]

I wonder if anyone ever created a "ghost" under laboratory conditions? By "ghost" i mean something that can pass as one, and I dont mean a man in a sheet! :)

today i looked in the mirror, i saw a fat bloke looking back at me, i checked on the internet, its a symptom of Anorexia nervosa, so combat it i wonder if i should eat more, just in case?

a "models" talent is looking good, this is very differant to being a good author, inventor, writer etc. IMHO models are only exploiting something they are born with - good looks, it takes no hard work (other than the possibility of dieting, and spending a long time on clothes shops etc etc)...

it works ok for me :)

its a neat effect, very creepy, and because of this it has toi be a fake!

they had skill? i thought they just exploited their position? chances are the rich families would win, as they already know how to invest wisely, coming from money generally comes with a better education (and chances are you know more useful people too!). /me rummages for that socialist...

If a blind person saw a ghost, it would be truly fortean! Also if a blind person died, and his ghost allegadly haunted somewhere would it be blind? what about a deaf/blind person? would they even know they are dead? (assuming ghosts exist, which i dont believe, but i like philosophy :) )

£6,012 billion http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=479 divided by 60,609,153 (July 2006 est.) https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/fa ... nt/uk.html is the answer i think? More than £60,000 each I suspect!

My mother used to hear my grandfather coughing in his bedroom, only he wasnt dead, he was in hospital at the time, he died a few years later. My personal view is its your brain mis-interpriting sound.

I want my 50p! And I want to see the idle rich become the idle poor!

yes, it does seem so deaccelerate! so probably nothing as sophisticated as a photoshop type fake! id still like to know the reason the camera was filming that wall, other then to produce a "fake"

It is just a .WMV movie, so you can save it and play frame by frame on your pc. it is a definate shape, not "ghostlike", but still a blur frame by frame. as it moves so fast i wonder if its some kind of kids remote control toy or something like this perhaps? Also the camera is very still (so...

"Benevolent Night Hag" Why does this make me think of me ex-wife?

im convinced that most hauntings are faked, some deliberatly, some accidentally or by foolisness of unthinking people.

Getting off topic again, but Gainsborough had a low railway bridge, locally known as "ticklecock bridge", very popular with courting couples etc. it was near the old central station, the bridge has been knocked down now. I have no idea if it had a real name. Prehaps we need a thread...

if we are to debate the "spectral half-life", can we also debate the "spectral footprint" too? :)

"The Top Ten Best GHOST PHOTOGRAPHS Ever Taken" - too many suspect ones here, so how about a thread... "The top 10 most convincing ghost photographs ever taken" featuring ones that havent been debunked as fakes?????

and i thought its original meaning was: Object you screw on the bed, that does the housework!

Its on usenet often if anyone wants to download it (oz with DSOTM as soundtrack), lots of things match up to DSOTM though, including star trek! BTW if you play Led Zeppelin 3 to"Debbie Does Dallas" it doenst match up, but you get a damn good w*nk out of it (allegadly)

hmm, and thats a ghost? there is movement in the shadows, but its a bit lovecraftian (without form etc.) i remain unconvinced!

orbs at the end eh? are most haunted involved?

"I went into the house and the cupboards where opening and closing on their own..." and then i turned it off. let me guess the follow up bit... some easily faked door movement, or perhaps an orb (which in reality is a piece of dust)

Reminds me of GHOSTCHAT 0898 000-000 Talk ghost to ghost about the issues that are important to YOU! "why wont they repeat rentaghost" "noone believes in me" "ive mislaid my head" "ive hidden his keys" And much more! Genuine uncensored ghostchat for genuine uncensored ghosts! not...

Is it me, or is this an insult to peoples intelligence? A ghost posting on a board?

looking at the reflection again, with the red lines drawn around it, it looks like someone playing a guitar to me!

good thought! we havent considered another answer yet - A HOAX! maybe someones put a picture somewhere that is reflected in the glass???????

Anyone who can read and use google can find out about drugs, its not a secret only known to the betty ford clinic (although to the hard of thinking it may appear so)! for starters, amphetamines (speed) makes you very paranoid with regular use, your perception of reality changes (people are...

reminds me of the guinness adverts with rutger haur where he says something for telepaths (the joke being only telepeths can recieve the message). one night after the pub, my friend and i where watching tv and the ad came on, we both clearly heard the same message, it never happened again, so a...

in 1984 there was a game for the spectrum 48k called "kokotoni wilf" this may be an UL, or perhaps true? The manafacturers fan a compatition, all you had to do was write to the computer press praising the game, the best published letter in a magazine won something good. review -...