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The premise is that the internet has been completely taken over by AI and that real humans are no longer using it (begs the question what YOU are doing reading this, but never mind). As Yogi Berra once said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."...

OK, the planet-killer asteroid has struck, and the mile-high tsunami will soon be sweeping over your neighborhood. What sound-track do you choose as the lights are going out for the last time? For me, this piece has always seemed appropriate to the occasion . . .

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-find-frankensteins-monster-could-have-wiped-out-humanity-180960936/?no-ist Well, yeah. But if they hadn't killed Larry Talbot, the Wolfman would have killed Hitler. Just sayin' . . .

http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2016/04/19/HIV-patients-now-living-long-enough-to-develop-Alzheimers/9721461080206/ Umm . . . . . Hooray?