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I should apologise for my ironic comment and I promise to look at 'Total posts' next time. However the OP is a little extreme in that it is unreadable. I still have no idea what this thread is about, which is frustrating because it might be something interesting.

'S true. My brother gets those before a seizure.

Don't worry, those little things are called 'full stops' or 'periods'.

The other morning the BBC TV News seemed to be struggling for content. They then ran a story on a report that there had been a sharp increase in the number of cases of animal cruelty as reported by the RSPCA. They interviewed an RSPCA officer who seemed unsure of herslf in the interview and...

Always considered them to be slightly behind the Celts when it came to civilisation so unlikely to have much of a developed religion. Happy to be shown otherwise, though

More likely because they are important/clever people with prefixes and suffixes to their names, and are therefore far more believable than any commoner who claims to have made contact.

An insertable rectum? :shock: I think I'll stay straight

I was going to say that artists often re-use old canvases or start something in the picture then scrub it out and paint over it, and modern technology can detect this. But having examined it closely I can only concur with BRF

What was 'T' again? No, don't answer that :?

Apparently Saudi Arabia has converted its latest oil refining plant to run on the gas that's usually flared off. This is good because the gas is usable for other means such as fertiliser manufacture, and has been wasted by flaring off for decades.

Seems UK crop circles only occur in Wiltshire :? Not 100% true I know, I've seen one in Warwickshire but whilst I agree the simple ones are caused by natural phenomena, there is a thriving localised fraternity who are producing the majority. Spiritualism: will never be proved a...

I still like trying to get my head round a Googolplex

Ah, of course. Still, there's a useful warning: be very careful at barbecues.

...and what's the difference?

Sorry Timb, I retract that. This is turning into a good sport.

Going back a few posts (no I'm not wading through that lot again): Why should a daughter-in-law be serving her mother/father-in-law?

Bit like British politics then. (Cue scripture on politics, or have we already had it?)

Please don't ask him any more questions :shock:

Any other details? There's a small person (looks like Gonzo from the Muppets) on the other side of the door. What makes her think it's a ghost?

The things we have to do to get a signal :roll:

I apologise also, it's just that I get irritated when I have to read something three times before I can work out what the feck is being said. Life's too short.

Well you obviously are now (sorry - 'well u sur r now')

No, where are the descendents of the auroch? :shock:

I can see that fast becoming a must-have leisure item. A bit like viagra, say.

Middle daughter went there on an art college trip to Poland. Said excitedly 'Dad, we're going to Auschwitz. What's that? Have you heard of it?' Erm... She came back much wiser. Took some good b/w pics, I particularly remember the massive pile of spectacles.

What the hell is going wrong with my home county? Abusive foster mother, the Wests, this.... :( (and something else I can't remember)

If their existence was proved, there'd be no point in being curious anymore. It's like the difference between belief and proof. If you can prove, there's no need for belief.

'S right. Mrs S is a reflexologist and says how some men have to put cushions on their laps when being treated. However, there aren't any zones on the foot that can be massaged to stimulate the genitals (it's a very crowded area down there) so it must be the massage element rather than...

Does anyone else think that in the time A has spent posting on here he could have searched, ooh, three boxes of junk?

We had a student work with us once who lived on white bread sandwiches containing only squeezy cheese from a tube. Breakfast, lunch and dinner He was healthy enough, if a little pale :?

I'd rather live in a green smudge than an urban high-rise with a Google satellite staring through my window

Haven't looked at them all, (most are naff) but 252 in that series is spookier

I live too far out in the sticks to get any detail on my neighbourhood. We're all just a green and brown smudge :(

Well, if gods are as powerful as the extent of people's belief in them, then cue a new lot of earthly women, and the odd shepherd boy, being shagged by Zeus :roll:

And it was Wendy, not W.Y. Embellished the story a bit And they are never THAT small :wink:

For us to be found requires not only intelligent life on other planets, but intelligent life far more technologically advanced than us, which reduces the options somewhat. Bearing in mind what we are doing to our planet, maybe we will never get that clever, and maybe other life can't either...

Mrs S says it's a hand hanging vertically down unscrewing something

I've 'screed' (sp?) in a mirror many times. Face changes to another person's, nothing spooky or gory, just unsettling. Ties in with the past lives idea in my book.

Re: Mooksta's ghost vids: the ghost swing is wind. The other swing is wrapped round the side pole so can't move However the Gloucestershire ghost was filmed by a mate of mine and you couldn't meet anyone more objective and a more keen follower of the null hypothesis

It's not the wand, it's the wizard.

If you'd made your bed properly like your Ma always told you to we'd all be a lot wiser. If it is a picture, at that level you'd see it every time you went to sleep and woke up.

Or Mr Strong :wink:

If you photoshop a normal pic you can turn someone into a ghost, so it's just as easy to do the reverse.

'Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub' 'Right men, we have an important job to do in Trumpton today'

It's living with you that does it :wink:

Yup. Several times. It's becoming a pain.

I find I suffocate under the covers so never do it.

's easy, you hold it in one o' them containment fields. Just don't cross the beams :shock:

Did it leave a trail of urine?

There will be a major terrorist attack with a biological weapon (there, someone had to say it) An increasing number of internet sites will be closed down by Western governments as they try to deprive the populace of an all-too powerful weapon The BNP will win two by-elections for UK Parliament