A Fortean Song

[Anonymous]

I just thought of something...you remember that song by Baz Luhrmann, "Class of '99". Well, that was written by people on the internet adding peces to a single phrase or stanza...so, lets do one here!

It must have rhyming rhythm...

Here's the Title: "Martian Hitchhikers"

Go...!

 

[Anonymous]

I'll start...

(Spoken)
Giving lifts to aliens is not avised
They can seriously endanger your mental health,
And may even remove your teeth
This all amounts to one thing...

Martian Hitchhikers...

 

[Anonymous]

martian hitchhickers can probe you internally
much like a job interview
beware question everything there are no inalienable truths
other than dont eat yellow snow

if you see a .......

 

[dot23]

is it right, is this justice
sitting waiting for the galactic omnibus
in muddy england
after closing

We only came to fry some cattle
cause a stir
(not start a battle)
now we're dripping in the rain
god this planet's such a pain

Where we come from there's nothing much
a lotta dust
a lotta rust
a mighty mountain, crater, sea
no water sports there for you or me

 

[evilsprout]

Driving along the cosmic hiway,
Green thumbed man sez 'Going my way?"
You say "your lucky, not many cars
"are going all the way to Mars"

But your mother said don't give lifts to strangers
And you forgot about the dangers
And as he uses your car as a taxi
You feel the anal probe up your jacksey...

(Sorry, went a bit daft at the end there.)