Ally Mcbeal & The Knee Pit Orgasm (NSFW)

[Yithian]

It works on the soles of the feet, especially if you're already 'happy'... or so a friend told me.

 

[Anonymous]

I hate to sak but...how exactly?

From the bit I remember I think if you touch a woman behind the knee on a pretext and she makes any kind of reaction (presumably punching you in the face is included) then you can be sure she is highly sexed.

Rather a good book actually, lost my copy many house moves ago.

 

[Yithian]

I once read about a certain, um, thing which chaps and chappesses could enjoy in the privacy of the bedchamber which was guaranteed to give the greatest possible pleasure to the two participants.

This is how important it was to me-

1. I thought I'd invented it
2. I divorced my husband for not doing it.

And it wasn't my knee.

Quite. Any partner who won't bring a bacon sandwich to your bed simply isn't worth having.

 

[oll_lewis]

It works on the soles of the feet, especially if you're already 'happy'... or so a friend told me.

Well thats definatly true, I was masargeing a female flatmate's feet once and she "enjoyed it a bit too much" for a friendly masarge. Maybe I have magic hands

 

[ginoide]

(it is Richie isn't it)

of course it is. my bad.

 

[escargot]

Nah, not a bacon sandwich. I'm veggie. I don't eat dead meat.

 

[Anonymous]

From the bit I remember I think if you touch a woman behind the knee on a pretext and she makes any kind of reaction (presumably punching you in the face is included) then you can be sure she is highly sexed.

Rather a good book actually, lost my copy many house moves ago.

That makes sence realy...

If anyone introduced themselfs by touching the back of my knee they'd be in hospital within half an hour...

 

[Min Bannister]

Bleeuurgh, I once had a date who'd obviously misread the 'gently nibble her ear' bit in the manual as 'get as much of her lug'ole into your chops as possible and suck, bite and make slobbering noises until she runs off.'

A guy once BIT me in a very tender place. What a horrible thing to do! Yeouch.

I don't eat dead meat.

Too much information!

 

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Min Bannister
Too much information!

there was a moment when whatshisnamethatwasinallthoseshitfamilyfilms

Robin Williams said to Dr. Ruth (remember her?) that he wouldn't discuss sex with her as he couldn't talk about oral sex with someone who didn't eat pork.

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

Nah, not a bacon sandwich. I'm veggie. I don't eat dead meat.

For some reason the mental picture that conjured up was of the mouse/rat eating scene in V.

 

[escargot]

A guy once BIT me in a very tender place. What a horrible thing to do! Yeouch.

I'm assuming that you weren't married to him. That makes it worse.

Too much information!

:devil:

 

[Anonymous]

the nape of the neck works

Now, for me kissing just about works, licking feels disgusting, and stroking kicks in my strangle reflex for some reason and I freak out (note: I have never had sexual relations with anyone who I didn't absolutely trust physically. So I've no idea what this is about).

the ex, who believed that the more a woman's breasts were fondled by men, the bigger they'd get.

Presumably a misunderstanding about the (genuine) increase in size experienced while aroused?

And get this. My mother swears that she can tell when a man's just had sex by a particular smell he has.

Um, until you posted that, I had no idea this wasn't considered normal.

Bigods, I've been driven to smilies...

 

[escargot]

Presumably a misunderstanding about the (genuine) increase in size experienced while aroused?

Nope.

 

[fluffle9]

A guy once BIT me in a very tender place. What a horrible thing to do! Yeouch.

been there. basically i woke up the morning after a night's heavy drinking to blurred recollections of an encounter with a man i met in a bar, and odd-shaped bruises on my breasts. :blush:

 

[escargot]

Fluf M8, put it down to experience. You may have had a lucky escape. Many sex attackers bite their victims and some have been identified by their teethmarks left on victims' bodies. Murderers have been caught this way. :eek!!!!:

 

[Anonymous]

fluffle id advise rearangeing his dentition if you ever meet him again

 

[Anonymous]

Something we gently touched upon last year

No volunteers for orgasm implant

Dr Meloy - originally a pain specialist - stumbled on the concept when he inserted a pacemaker-like device under the skin in a bid to alleviate severe back pain in a patient.

The device works because of a natural reflex in the body which produces an orgasm.

 

[SmirnoffMule]

the nape of the neck works

It most certainly does.

And the knee pit works for me too.

I'm very very ticklish.

 

[Anonymous]

Being kissed on the neck or a gentle stroking of the nape of the neck (so gentle it barelytouches the skin) works every time for me.

A light nibble on the bottom part of the ear lobe's nice too but it's a gentle nibble not chewing on half the lobe...

 

[Anonymous]

oh and someone running their fingure along the outline of my lips but again you have to be verry gentle or you just smudge my lippy

 

[Breezilla]

Something we gently touched upon last year

No volunteers for orgasm implant

Dr Meloy - originally a pain specialist - stumbled on the concept when he inserted a pacemaker-like device under the skin in a bid to alleviate severe back pain in a patient.

The device works because of a natural reflex in the body which produces an orgasm.

NO volunteers? None?! :eek!!!!:

 

[sunsplash1]

Wimps!

 

[escargot]

I can understand why an orgasm implant wouldn't be a hit with a woman. Well, it's the man who'd object. He'd thinking, is it live, or is it Memorex?

 

[Anonymous]

Anybody puts their tongue in my ear dies.

And I HATE it when you're having sex and the guy is huffing and puffing in your face all the time.

 

[Anonymous]

Anybody puts their tongue in my ear dies.

oh god that's manky! :cross eye A light nibling of the earlobe is one thing but saliva in the ear is quite another!

 

[Leaferne]

Anybody puts their tongue in my ear dies.

And I HATE it when you're having sex and the guy is huffing and puffing in your face all the time.

...not to mention resting his full weight on you.

 

[Heckler]

Vinegar Stroke Stopper

I had an Ex once who thought I would find it dead sexy if she flicked her long hair in my face whilst we made love. Needless to say coughing up a fur ball whilst making the beast with two backs is not sexy.

 

[Anonymous]

I never saw this thread before! Oh this brings back memories!

"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream, she said
The one that makes me laugh, she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you"

He used to do that kneepit thing, and sure enough I ended up running away with him. No big O, Flash, but that spot sure 'nuff has a lot of nerve endings.

 

[Anonymous]

...not to mention resting his full weight on you.

some people realy don't understand the meaning of the word 'erotic' do they

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Vinegar Stroke Stopper

I had an Ex once who thought I would find it dead sexy if she flicked her long hair in my face whilst we made love. Needless to say coughing up a fur ball whilst making the beast with two backs is not sexy.

Ick. Long hair is for making a curtain around the kissing faces during the slow kind of loving. Or for pulling, during the more...er, tempestuous sorts of interludes.