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any news of eric beckjord ?

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Is he on some bold new adventure? His website seems to have died and he hasn't posted here for over a year.

And what of "Beckjord, Hanson & MacGillivray Security and Management Consultants"?

Did someone here mention that he might be at the UnCon?
 
By coincidence, I ran a search on Eric the other night and found no
evidence of recent activity.

He seemed to peak with his famous Spam-pelting solution to hijackers,
which was much discussed here and elsewhere. The Crank Dot site
later documented his proposed solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,
which was - wait for it - segregation, because history showed that they
just didn't get on! For some reason this was not widely discussed.

The Saucer Smear site has some gossipy morsels from his past.

We must hope that this volcanic mind erupts again soon to
remake the landscape of our imaginations. :p
 
Ah yes. I myself have spent many hours practicing the Beckjord Blanket Blocking technique whilst chanting "Pig meat!", over
and over.

The man is a thoroughly original thinker - a lone voice in a wilderness of fools and half wits.
 
A couple of bigfoot related message boards I'm on had a great deal of trouble with him a year or so ago,about the same time he was making a nuisance of himself here.Recently,a moderator on one of those boards sent a message that"he"was trying to sneak back in.I suspect he was referring to E.B.
 
Maybe he had another OOBE and someone hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
 
Thanks for that, Alb. I shall take a deep breath and dive into it later.

The opening is very promising. I like E. B.'s stern warning that posts
will be moderated to limit useless and obscene material*. This comes
after a plea for an agent to take on his latest masterpiece - a film
script that has all the ingredients of an Edward D. Wood classic!

*Mysteriously, he believes that posters with real names are less
likely to post piffle! Ha! :p
 
Um...all the posters on that site have strangely similar names...spooky? Or sad?
 
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