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Anyone Here Accept These Conspiracy Theories?

I think I brought up the FEMA camp crapola, as an example of the kind of idiotic nonsense spewed by far too many people here in Murricuh. You know, the "incompetent gummint" suddenly becoming ruthlessly efficient for some pointless purpose. Sorry.
 
Perhaps there are no new videos because there is no new evidence..?

Again I would ask why the US government is apparently transporting homeless people in secret vans down to a Walmart in order to kill them with a guillotine and bury them four-to-a-plastic-box. Why use such a complicated and, no doubt, expensive method? Wouldn't it be easier to set up a good old fashioned death squad to clandestinely clear the streets? And how do the empty fenced compounds and railway wagons with shackles fit into this?
 
Perhaps there are no new videos because there is no new evidence..?

Again I would ask why the US government is apparently transporting homeless people in secret vans down to a Walmart in order to kill them with a guillotine and bury them four-to-a-plastic-box. Why use such a complicated and, no doubt, expensive method? Wouldn't it be easier to set up a good old fashioned death squad to clandestinely clear the streets? And how do the empty fenced compounds and railway wagons with shackles fit into this?
Or...it might be easier to simply poison the homeless and give them cancer.
 
I found your posting well worth the time to reply to Naughty Felid. If you are prepared to take the time to write such a long and considered piece, I feel obliged to reply in kind. I have taken the time to question a lot of what you have written, not with the intention of trying to insult you in any way, but because I felt that you make a number of very Hobbesian assumptions about humanity that modern anthropology has all but conclusively proven are not factually accurate depictions of human nature. This is not to say that human beings can't and don't behave abysmally on occasion, but that this is the exception and not the rule. I have criticised even modern anthropology on occasion by suggesting "Yes, and a serial killer is only a bad person once a year." So I don't want you to assume that I am in any way dismissing your opinions, more that I am elucidating some weak points.

One question I have however is how this really critiques my post on conspiracies. I didn't feel that you adequately addressed any single point that I raised. Am I to understand that you are putting forwards a philosophy of human nature that suggests that conspiracy is commonplace and inevitable? If so, I would counter that you are perhaps drawing a bad definitional separation between what is a social institution and what is a conspiracy. Any model of a conspiracy must be covert, and maintaining covert power structures is what I was addressing in my post. Let me address your post however.

Being a peasant it was any interesting post.

Are you actually a farmer (what peasant actually means)? May I inquire as to what you produce?

Does a dog need another dog, or a horse, another horse? No animal depends on any other of its species. Man, however, has received that divine inspiration that we call Reason. And what has it wrought? Slavery almost everywhere we turn.

Yes, animals need each other. Especially dogs and horses that move in packs and herds in nature. Plenty of human relationships don't revolve around the institution of slavery btw. In fact reason had precious little to do with the creation of the institution of slavery in ancient times and more to do with the abolition of slavery in all its forms during the 19th Century and subsequently. The simple fact is that slavery makes precious little economic sense.

If this world were as good as it seems it could be, if everywhere man could find a livelihood that was easy and assured a climate suitable to his nature, it is clear that it would be impossible for one man to enslave another. If this globe were covered with wholesome fruit, if the air, which normally should contribute to our lives, did not carry disease or death, if man needed no other lodging and bed than those the buck and his doe require, then the Genghis-Khans and Tamerlanes would have no servants other than their own children decent enough to help them in their old age.

I would argue (based on archeological evidence) that in the early days of humanity, as we first reasoned about our environment, noticed patterns in nature, and made our first rudimentary tools, that the world was an infinite larder of useful things, much as you suggest. Over time, human populations increased and our species was able to meet the requirements of survival through the development of herding and agriculture. In what we call the stone age, wealth was limited to what could be carried, and there were no Oriental tyrants per se. While social competition exists within all human societies, warfare begins in earnest only with the introduction of an agricultural surplus. Paleolithic peoples seldom fought engagements beyond the level of a skirmish, and were generally well in food surplus, spending as little as an hour a day to gather their full dietary requirement. If anything, the complexity of our current social model is a testament to the success of our species at harmony and cooperation.

If some individual of tyrannous mind and brawny arm had the idea of enslaving his neighbor who is weaker than he, it would be impossible. The oppressed would be one hundred leagues away before the oppressor had taken his first steps.

In historical times, territory has become survival. If you don't own enough territory, you lack the resources to live, or you live by supporting someone else. While there is territory to support those who flee, they may do so with impugnity. Even the strong who hold the best territory may rapidly find their wealth desert them if a new discovery means their territory lacks a newly valued resource. To further elucidate, look closely at Karl Marx's Theory of Value. It was something he could never reconcile. How is it that a building that takes hundreds of tons of resources can be worth 100 million dollars one day and 30 million the next? Value is often merely a matter of sentiment and circumstance, arbitrarily assigned by human whimsy under the guise of "market forces." Circumstances change, and no bully goes unpunished for long, whether a man or a nation, or an empire. Complacency makes a coffin for us all.

If all men then were without needs, they would thus be necessarily equal. It is the poverty that is a part of our species that subordinates one man to another. It is not inequality, it is dependence that is the real misfortune. It matters very little that this man calls himself "His Highness," or that man "His Holiness." What is hard is to serve them.

Poverty is ignorance. A knowledgeable person can find the tools they need to make any tools and objects of technology lying abandoned in any city dump, and available for free. Of course you need to meet Maslows pyramid of needs first, i.e. water, food, shelter, medicine etc. To a knowledgeable person, meeting these needs is a fairly simple logistical problem.

Now consider the trained ignorance that views a designer label as a symbol of social achievement. Is there any notable merit to paying far too much for an item that is likely to be barely fit for purpose? Advertising creates needs that we don't actually possess i.e. it manufactures ignorance.

So ask yourself, how much poverty is real poverty, and how much poverty is imagined poverty produced by social gaming?

In our unhappy world it is impossible for men living in society not to be divided into two classes:
The rich who command, and the poor who serve. These two classes are then subdivided into a thousand, and these thousand have even more subtle differences.
All the poor are not unhappy. The majority are born in that condition, and continual work keeps them from feeling their fate too keenly. However, when they do feel it, the result is wars, such as that in Rome where the People's party was pitted against the Senate party, or such as those of the peasants in Germany, England, and France. All these wars shall finish sooner or later with the subjugation of the people because the powerful have money; for in a state, money is master of all. I say in a state, for it is not the same between nations. The nation that makes the best use of the sword will always subjugate the nation that has more gold and less courage.

On the contrary, we might divide our society into umpteen billion different social classes, rather than a mere two. To say there are only the haves and the have-nots is immensely simplistic. Are you advocating for a Socialist revolution as a remedy? I personally see the issues of scarcity receding everywhere and personal wealth increasing everywhere. Ultimately nanotechnology stands to end scarcity altogether.

As to the relations between states, that has also notably changed. We are in a post-imperial age. Nations don't wage wars of conquest anymore. That may change, but the nature of asymmetrical warfare makes any conquered nation that has a patriotic core determined to resist all but impossible to conquer. We have lived to witness superpowers unable to pacify much smaller and weaker nations. This is no longer the age of Imperial Rome, nor is it even the age of Imperial Britain.

All men are born with a rather violent penchant for domination, wealth, and pleasure, and with a strong taste for idleness. Consequently, all men covet the money, wives, or daughters of other men, want to be their master, subjecting them to all their caprices and doing nothing, or at least only doing enjoyable things. It is easy to see that with these honorable tendencies it is as impossible for men to be equal as it is impossible for two preachers or two professors of theology not to be jealous of one another.

This is a crypto Calvinist perspective. Deeply nested in this paragraph is the notion that human beings are utterly depraved without the grace of some god or other. I reject that notion. Human being are neither saints nor sinners, we are merely highly intelligent animals, and for the most part we live together in surprising harmony, despite the lies that the evening news put about to cause you to fear your fellows. We form our laws out of the notion of reciprocity, and they are more just than any handed down to us by religion. To be covetous is merely to be ignorant, for there is an abundance of all things for the person with the wit to realize what is freely available to them.

The human race, such as it is, cannot subsist unless there is an endless number of useful men who possess nothing at all. For it is certain that a man who is well off will not leave his own land to come and plow yours, and if you have need of a pair of shoes, it is not the Appellate Judge who will make them for you. Equality is therefore both the most natural of things, as well as the most unreal.

The use of "men" here is rather dated, and neglects the fact that women contribute plenty. Furthermore, to say that there are men possess nothing at all is a patent rhetorical absurdity. A person who owns nothing dies of starvation, and is thus far from useful to anyone. Please concede on this occasion that your assertion is a nonsense on that point.

On the other hand, the issue of the rich man not plowing your field, this is a matter of the relative value of his skills and his time using that skill. Would you seriously expect a Nobel prize winning biochemist to stop their research into preventing a lethal disease in order to grow their own food and water every day? You may personally lack the skill to solve the problems they daily grapple with, but if you plow their field for them, you will find a terrible disease will no longer trouble you. I'd say that is an exchange worth the price. As for appellate judges not making your shoes, well, obviously their personal specialty is not in that area.

I worry that none of your models or opinions adequately deals with the idea of a middle class, and its value to a society.

There are in fact four forms of poverty recognized in social studies
http://www.eschooltoday.com/poverty-in-the-world/types-of-poverty.html
as well as aspirational poverty (wherein one is poor because one wants something out of one's economic reach), and poverty of diminished expectations (wherein your expectation is of worse conditions to come).

As men go to extremes in everything when they can, this inequality has been exaggerated. It has been claimed in many countries that it was not permissible for a citizen to leave the country where fate has placed him. The idea behind this law is obvious: "This land is so bad and so badly governed that we forbid anyone to leave for fear that everyone will leave." Do better: make all your subjects want to live in your country, and make foreigners want to come.

I would say let everybody leave. Eventually people who are better able to utilize the resources will arrive. A person with a crippling disability may find valuable employment in many areas, but a stupid person will always be poor.

I would also debate the truth of the notion of humanity ever rushing to extremes. That is true of a certain unstable mentality in some people but is far from the rule.

Deep in their hearts, all men have the right to think themselves entirely equal to other men, but it does not follow from this that the cardinal's cook can order his master to prepare him dinner. But the cook can say: "I am a man like my master, born in tears, as was he. When he dies, it will be with the same fear and the same rituals as I. Both of us perform the same natural functions. If the world was turned upside down, and I became cardinal and my master became the cook, I would take him into my service." This discourse is reasonable and just,

To say that something is "deep in the hearts of all men" is an immense assumption. You are ignoring the sizeable portion of the population who consider themselves utterly worthless, and also those who think themselves better than everyone else but are actually utterly worthless.

To your example...the cardinal's cook is within his rights and his means to quit his employment at any time and seek better opportunities elsewhere. One might ask why he didn't take orders and diligently pursue his faith rather than gaining expertise in the culinary arts if his position were even remotely sincere in wishing he were a cardinal. I would argue that the cook is acting in what Sartre would deem to be "bad faith", i.e. adopting false values and disowning his own freedom. I would further argue that for all practical purposes, the world benefits far more from the skills of a cook than those of a cardinal, who is, after all, merely a parasite.
 
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I don't see the problem with FEMA. When you have an agency called the Federal EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT Agency, I would expect to see all the things I see. FEMA exists to help out local and state government in the USA when they experience a disaster beyond what they can deal with given their own resources. When I look at the effort that FEMA has put in, I am immensely impressed at how ready the USA is for a great many threats, most specifically a lethal epidemic of the order of the Spanish Flu or Bubonic Plague.

When I see vast rows of emergency housing in what looks like a prison camp, I agree that it could be used for detaining citizens during civil strife, but it is more likely to be used to protect the US public from the implacable spread of a new strain of lethal influenza.

I am always surprised that American are determined to think the absolute worst of each other, when in my experience most Americans are lovely, generous natured people, and that applies to both sides of their political divide, and to all social classes.
 
I found your posting well worth the time to reply to Naughty Felid. If you are prepared to take the time to write such a long and considered piece, I feel obliged to reply in kind. I have taken the time to question a lot of what you have written, not with the intention of trying to insult you in any way, but because I felt that you make a number of very Hobbesian assumptions about humanity that modern anthropology has all but conclusively proven are not factually accurate depictions of human nature.

You're a bit late to argue the finer points of this piece with the author (as I pointed out earlier). Voltaire died in 1778. ;)
 
Canned hot dogs always have a unique smell when opened don't they?
Fortunately, yes, it would appear to be unique.

when opened
I challenge your sequentialist defeatism, and replace it with my own interventionist denialism.

We shall fight them on the kitchen tops....we shall ignore then in the cupboards, and turn away from them in the markets not-so-super.

They (hot dog sausages) are good only for throwing in food-fights, and as emergency floor rollers/lubricants when attempting to steal small-but-heavy resin-cast sphynxs (yes, I have...but I was acting under orders).
 
Fortunately, yes, it would appear to be unique.


I challenge your sequentialist defeatism, and replace it with my own interventionist denialism.

We shall fight them on the kitchen tops....we shall ignore then in the cupboards, and turn away from them in the markets not-so-super.

They (hot dog sausages) are good only for throwing in food-fights, and as emergency floor rollers/lubricants when attempting to steal small-but-heavy resin-cast sphynxs (yes, I have...but I was acting under orders).

Ah but they're like kebabs, Mcdonalds and such where a rare uncontrollable urge to eat them comes over you. Always regret it afterwards mind you. Sorry miles off topic again- I'm getting old...
 
You're a bit late to argue the finer points of this piece with the author (as I pointed out earlier). Voltaire died in 1778. ;)

Few opinions survive the scrutiny of a hundred years. Treasure those that do.
-Me

Many Enlightenment period social thinkers covered similar ground, especially the notion of what comprises a social system. This was in part due to the revolutions at home, but also due to the discovery and colonization of less technically complex societies abroad. From this philosophizing was ultimately born the discipline of Anthropology and from that, Culture Theory. You are right that I should have included Voltaire, but I also missed Rousseau and Locke whose work covers the same general issues. They're all pertinent on these points.
 
You are right that I should have included Voltaire, but I also missed Rousseau and Locke whose work covers the same general issues. They're all pertinent on these points.

Perhaps I'm just being thick (wouldn't be the first, or last, time) but I feel you've misunderstood me. I meant that Naughty Felid's post you were responding to was a verbatim quote from Voltaire.
 
Perhaps I'm just being thick (wouldn't be the first, or last, time) but I feel you've misunderstood me. I meant that Naughty Felid's post you were responding to was a verbatim quote from Voltaire.

No, you are not being thick dear Doctor B, that was me being thick and not recognizing the Voltaire quote myself. I had typecast Naughty Felid's post as being philosophically Hobbesian. Clearly that was factually incorrect. While Hobbes and Voltaire were both scholars of the Enlightenment, and held many similar opinions, NF's argument was clearly derived more from Voltaire, not Hobbes as you correctly pointed out.
 
10. US birth certificates form trading stock
No

9. The Cold war was fiction

Yes, it was a fiction but Stalin was real. A true psychopath and lunatic who, nevertheless, held immense power. Ultimately his usefulness was in maintaining the cold war to allow the arms merchants a half century of unimaginable growth and accumulation of wealth. This is the deep state incarnate today. However, late in life Stalin's legendary insanity manifested itself once more in the form of another planned purge. Unlike previous purges he fatally directed his paranoia at his Jewish Handler NKVD State Soviet Secret Police Security Chief Lavrentiy Beria. Stalin was shortly thereafter found dead lying on the floor of his office. Presumably killed by cyanide poisoning.

*Note Refer here to question 2.

The Cold War was instrumental in a long term objective and Stalin played an important role in this script for over a half century.

8. US democracy is apparatus of illuminati

Politics is an apparatus of the illuminati. It's mirror image is religious fanaticism; the older more ancient politics.

The United States was established as a democratic republic, a combination of two systems of government. See James Madison;" Secret Notes on the Constitutional Convention."

What form of government to take was the crux of the debate. Understand here that prior to the development of the present U.S. Constitution and it's all important Bills of Rights (Supreme Laws) there was a Confederation and not a centralized government. The reason for the convention was to create a centralized government, and as to what form it should take was the reason raisond'etre for the Constitutional Convention.

America has never been either a Republic or a Democracy, it has always been a Republic with a democratically elect serving as proxy rulers. Hence the references to the Republic, but a Republic with elected leaders. Not leaders by virtue if wealth...cough...or of titles of nobility....again I cough. Hence it is a democratic republic. Understand?
This was the form created at the Constitutional Convention.

However, this newly proposed government was rejected in every state of the American Confederation. Despite repeated attempts to ram home this tyrannical document, the people who could vote refused to ratify the new government. It was only by the adoption of 10 of the Virginian Bills of Right that the people then voted to accept the new form of rulership. Previously America was a lose union governed under the Articles of Confederation.

7. US declaration of independence mystery orator was alternate universe time traveller

No, the declaration of independence was penned by Thomas Jefferson; presumably while naked in his own home at his estate. A strong believer in natural law, both slaves and visitors were required to disrobe before entering the grounds. Naked slaves were empowered to enforce this rule.

Jefferson's Monticello estate increasingly became the site of wild sex parties and it's rumored that Washington, Franklin, and Madison arranged an orgy at the estate, but unknown to Jefferson they made all the invited guests sign a guest list which, unknown to them, was actually the Declaration of Independence.

6. pearl harbour as false flag
Yes, there can be little doubt about this, but it was not a false flag arranged by the US Gov't. Almost certainly the last global war was produced by the same people responsible for the First Global War.

5. chemtrails as weather/mind control

Absolutely true, but mind control as a part of chemtrails is ill placed and speculation at present, thought here there is evidence which is supportive.

4. denver airport illuminati HQ

The Murals at the Airport are a picture story board. In that sense it is a icon of illuminati supremacy of rulership.

3. janet airlines = area 51 airlines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_(airline)

2. US government controls tesla-invented free boundless energy
@ about the 13 min mark in the recorded interview.
https://archive.org/details/WhyWasFormerCiaDirectorWilliamColbyAssassinated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Colby

1. post WW2 treaty with space aliens
Unknown.
 
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10. US birth certificates form trading stock

Even if true it is unenforceable. I am always surprised how willing Americans are to believe the worst about each other.

9. cold war was a fiction

There is a measure of truth to this given the USA's recruitment of Rudolph Gehlen's Nazi spy ring in the USSR and his subsequent exaggeration of the USSR's readiness, materiel and inclination towards war. These falsehoods definitely increased Gehlen's political capital and affected US policy.

8. US democracy is apparatus of illuminati

I have addressed this issue elsewhere in the forum. While Freemasonry had an influence on US politics, that largely evaporated with the advent of TV, when Freemasons stopped attending Lodge meetings and the movement dwindled.

7. US declaration of independence mystery orator was alternate universe time traveller

Sounds like a foundation myth, and about as truthful as the Pilgrims traveling on the Mayfair to Plymouth Rock to avoiding religious persecution (none of that is true btw).

6. pearl harbour as false flag

A false flag in this context means that a third country attacked the USA disguised as Japanese forces. Nobody is in any doubt that the USA was attacked by Japan, and 64 Japanese died during the operations.

5. chemtrails as weather/mind control

The Chemtrail Theory is what happens when people who should never have passed Highschool try to comment on scientific matters they don't understand. Any illnesses associated with so-called Chemtrails are more likely to be a result of jet engine exhaust. Also, contrails are known to be reflective of sunlight which has a positive effect on preventing global warming. Chemtrails are 99% ignorant nonsense and 1% misunderstood science. I consider ignorance to be a form of mind control however.

4. denver airport illuminati HQ

Denver Airport was designed by a Discordian who was messing with the Christian Fundamentalists.

3. janet airlines = area 51 airlines

This is real. The US govt admits it runs this covert airline.

2. US government controls tesla-invented free boundless energy

Tesla never invented a free energy machine. Such things are physically impossible. What he did invent that was never adopted was broadcast power, and the US govt pretty much vetoed it as it messed with existing business models and seemed too "socialist" for their liking.

1. post WW2 treaty with space aliens

This myth cycle is very persistent. Perhaps there is actually something to it?
 
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I bet the same people who screamed blue murder about imaginary "FEMA Camps" when they thought Obama had plans for them - well, should President Trump declare plans for detention, internment and re-education of pesky people who can't get behind the plan to make America great again... they'd be cheering him to the rafters, and volunteering to help in the round-up of anti-American degenerates...
 
Now guillotines really is un-American. Should call them freedom blades or something.
 
Is this stuff about guillotines verifiable? What kind of guillotines? I mean, nobody manufactures them for execution purposes in the US...do they?
 
Made by Chanel? I'm wondering if that is an art installation.
 
10. US birth certificates form trading stock

I have no knowledge of this one.

9. cold war was a fiction

A fiction, no. What is true is that on the US side, the extant of the Soviet military and economic capacicities was exxagerated by the CIA and the Pentagon, as well as its willingness to go to war. But the enmity between the two superpowers was real enough.

8. US democracy is apparatus of illuminati

As I have stated on many occasions that an electoral system like that of the US (and of European countries) is not democratic, the question is not really meaningful to me. But if understood as meaning that the electoral/parlementiary US system is not to the service of its constituency but of ruling oligarchies, definitely !

7. US declaration of independence mystery orator was alternate universe time traveller

???

6. pearl harbour as false flag

As a false-flag, no, it would be in fact a let it happen on purpose ; likely.

5. chemtrails as weather/mind control

There is an element of truth in it, as a number of illegal and potentially harmful spraying have been conducted in the past, and maybe still are. But no to the grand conspiracy of the whole commercial fleet based in civilian airports being used by nefarious agencies to spray weather/mind control substances via permanent chemtrails (which are in fact contrails, in some specific weather conditions).

4. denver airport illuminati HQ

Don't know.

3. janet airlines = area 51 airlines

From what I could gather, it seems true.

2. US government controls tesla-invented free boundless energy

Probably not, that Tesla in all likeliness never invented any free energy machine being not the least reason...

1. post WW2 treaty with space aliens

Really unlikely...
 
I bet the same people who screamed blue murder about imaginary "FEMA Camps" when they thought Obama had plans for them - well, should President Trump declare plans for detention, internment and re-education of pesky people who can't get behind the plan to make America great again... they'd be cheering him to the rafters, and volunteering to help in the round-up of anti-American degenerates...
If I'm not mistaken these silly rumors of the FEMA camps started in the mid-90's when Bill Clinton was POTUS. I had been given some VHS tapes that purportedly showed FEMA extermination facilities in places such as Indianapolis, Indiana, and Kankakee, Illinois. Kankakee is near Chicago.

Assume that everything else in the videos is true, (they aren't by any stretch of the imagination, but assume they are: give the devil his due) why would these locations be unlikely for extermination facilities ?
 
now that you mention it, yes, I vaguely remember! those camps are meant to help people in need, like homeless shelters.. FEMA would never help exterminate anybody, because that would be a crime and a violation of human rights, right?
 
If I'm not mistaken these silly rumors of the FEMA camps started in the mid-90's when Bill Clinton was POTUS.

According to Wikipedia, they started all the way back in the early 1980s!
One of the first known references to FEMA concentration camps comes from a newsletter issued by Posse Comitatus in 1982, with the warning that ‘hardcore patriots’ were to be detained in them.[18] The prevalence of the conspiracy theory increased in line with the rise of the militia movement in the 1990s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEMA_camps_conspiracy_theory

Given how much time has passed since (without anyone being interred), I think we can put that theory on to the scrap heap.
 
If I'm not mistaken these silly rumors of the FEMA camps started in the mid-90's when Bill Clinton was POTUS. ...

The first such claims I recall emerged in the early 1980's. They surfaced along with the wave of extreme right-wing groups (e.g., the various groups operating under the Posse Comitatus label) spawned from the economic malaise and general paranoia of the late 1970's.
 
According to Wikipedia, they started all the way back in the early 1980s!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEMA_camps_conspiracy_theory

Given how much time has passed since (without anyone being interred), I think we can put that theory on to the scrap heap.

I remember reading stories of government camps when I was a wee lad, in elementary school. I was born in 1954, so it was way before the 80s. The FEMA angle was added when FEMA was created, but the camps stories pre-date that.
 
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