So...like an average day on The Guardian, then?
Carbon Neutral
For every home cremation purchased through us, we offset CO2 emissions by planting a young tree (aprillus excors) in Buranda.
Note the following item among the benefits listed on their website
Thanks, I was 99% there on the BS factor but you just can't tell anymore sometimes can you ? ..There are such things as mobile pet cremation units, but this isn't real ...
Note the following item among the benefits listed on their website ....
The phrase "aprillus excors" is "April fool" in Latin.
... And Buranda is a fictional African state from Yes Minister ...
http://www.scotsman.com/news/world/...a-offers-to-influence-your-election-1-4409966April Fools’ gag as Russia offers to influence your election
Moscow mirth. Picture: AFP/Getty
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Need some election interference? The Russian foreign ministry is ready to help – or so it said on April Fools’ Day.
Yesterday the ministry posted on its Facebook page an audio file of the purported new automated phone message for Russian embassies.
“To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1,” the recording begins, in Russian and English. Press 2 “to use the services of Russian hackers,” and 3 “to request election interference”.
A duty officer confirmed later that it was a joke.
This may or may not be an april fools joke, who knows:
Easter fires in Germany lead to complaints in the west of the Netherlands
https://www.nu.nl/binnenland/5203232/paasvuren-duitsland-veroorzaken-stank-in-westen-nederland.html
It seems to be true ...
Thanks Pornhub! What a great way to troll my whole family!
If only! Well, Spain's government would be pi...d off!France has bought the Rock of Gibraltar and renamed it to De Gaulle Stone.
CDProjectRed has announced that the game Witcher 4 will be a total conversion mod of Pong.
Some silliness is just what we need among all the coronavirus madness, witness the humor thread being full of corona jokes.Surprised anyone could be arsed with April Fools this year.