Asparamancer! (Jemima Packington; Psychic / Fortune Teller; UK)

[Steven]

I've often thought: 'I wish I knew more asparagus puns...'

 

[staticgirl]

I saw her on telly the other week. She got the Euro footie completely wrong.

 

[Fabio Picasso]

When divination by cheese, tyromancy, involves crackers of choice and a nice chutney it is no longer called tyromancy, it is called wotyoufancy and is a very specialised form of divination based on whats in the fridge and cupboard. That means much planning, preparation, dedication and a good film to watch.

I don't know if the tyromancy created by Artimedorus of Ephesus around the second century included eating the cheese at the end of the session. Ingestion of large amounts of tyramine, precipitate a hypertensive crisis