I'm 80-odd pages into writing it. It will include, a giant ghost crab, a crawling , a glowing ghost tree, bigfoots in flying saucers, cyborg sea serpents, a dragon worship cult carrying out human sacrifices in the UK in the 20th century and modern dragon sightings, fairies in UFOs, a girl haunted by a bedroom invader in the shape of a muppet, a headless ghost badger, the ghost of a grandfather clock, a house haunted by giant beetles, a space walrus, robot asparagus, a phantom python that attacked a fortean researcher, latter day trolls (the hairy kind), shape shifting ape men, a supposed secret society of occultists that called up minster to scare people to death, and the exorcism of Loch Ness and that's just for starters.
