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Beckjord: I Was Mothman!

nwoisevil said:
Elitism is wrong and undemocratic. I think all work should be valued. I also think the Brits are funny except for Anne Robinson. I also loved the John Lennon idea of imagine no countries. As Rodney King once said, "Why can't we all just get along?"
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Why did I think that was one of the Kennedys? Or was it the mayor in the Simpsons?
If there were no countries, where would we live? In boats, possibly.
 
Ok, B-J if we all atack hijackers with cans of spam and brollys won't they retaliate by fireing their guns (bullets cannot be deflected by folded up hankys wheather you use the beckjord teckneque or not:( ) Also how many people would spot some loony trying to set his shoes on fire, answer: only the person next to him if he happened to be looking down.
You make the mistake in assuming that if someone belives in something that is wrong because they have been brainwashed that they will not be 'clever enougth' to beat an american in a fight. Americans are no more indistructable or bullet prof than anyother race as sept 11 sadly taught us. in assuming that no one stood up to the hijackers on the planes that did hit their targets you are offending all the americans, brits, japanese and indead all the muslims who were working in the towers or innosent passingers on the planes.

ps. I am academicly qualifyed (in biology) and I can tell from your emails that you are not as you do not even know what a desk study is (sitting around reading articles in magazines and books and using previous studdies to come to your conclution).
I am sure you are aware of darwins paradime of evolution, this was mostly undertaken as a desk study.
If you think I am wrong sue me.
 
How much would I pay to be a fly on the wall in a conversation between Beckjord and Bishop Sean Manchester? They totally deserve each other. Can I put 10 whole english pounds in the kitty to make this happen at Unconvention?

I know freak shows died out in the early 20th century - but this is an opportunity too good to miss.

Beckjord - many thanks for the entertainment.
 
How does one get an internet connection on a boat, folks...?
There's nothing wrong with desk studies. Or study desks. I want a nice one with walnut veneer and leather writing paddy thing.
Are Americans indestructible? Like the Boxers with their amunition of dubious existential veracity, or Captain Scarlet (aka Paul Metcalf), who has the undoubted advantage of not only being an alien, but a plastic one at that.
I refuse to accept that I am making this conversation, if it can indeed be so termed, any more or less absurd than it already was when it started.
Anyone got a spare extension lead? About four miles should do it.
 
Mr Beckjord (as Mothman) seems to have focused most of his OOBE ability on spying on couples making out in cars. What's his excuse for such voyeurism? Serious research?
 
(Suddenly confused)... have some posts been deleted from this thread or summat? It's suddenly gone weird, ma :confused:
 
Slytherin said:
Mr Beckjord (as Mothman) seems to have focused most of his OOBE ability on spying on couples making out in cars. What's his excuse for such voyeurism? Serious research?
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I can't think of anything better to do with an OOBE than spy on people. Appearing as a giant moth may, however, make it a little difficult to avoid attracting attention to oneself. Possibly a normal sized moth would work better?
 
Ten foot apparations with glowing red eyes *do* tend to put a dampener on passion, believe me. Perhaps Mr Beckjord has learnt to project himself as a normal sized moth, and this is why Mothman is no longer seen in Point Pleasant? (All that stuff about the bridge was just a red herring)
 
I bet beckjord has hours of fun when someone turns a light on.:D
 
british people have boring lives???

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Originally posted by beckjord

Face it, jerks, my life is more interesting than yours.

Now go report for work at the fish and chips shop.


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That so beckjord? Your life is so interesting you use oobe s to watch displays of pork sorwdsmanship what's the matter? not a qulified meat fencer yourself? LOL
I used to work in a fish and chip shop in cardiff (harry Ramsdens, no less) and it was far from boreing, I met the welsh rugby team, that bloke from the drifters, Goerge Melly, William Hague and the man, the legend; Timmy Mallet also sevelal interesting things happen back of house at restaurants and take aways too, I nearly got my fingers sliced clean off by a door there too (oh how we laughed).
 
Oll_Lewis said:
I bet beckjord has hours of fun when someone turns a light on.:D
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Hisssss
'Ooh!'
Bonk
'Ow!'
Tssss
'Ooyah!'
Glonk!
'Agh!'
 
IJ, i apologize for being so pedantic, but i have to correct your latin quotation. it should go like this

dulce et stultum est pro patria mori

sorry:)

anyway, as for the meaning of the quotation, i TOTALLY agree...
 
No worries, my grammar does abandon me now and again...although I put DULCI instead of DULCE because some Oxford chaps reckoned that it refered to PATRIA...
 
ha ha.

I missed this thread until today - how utterly hilarious.

The trolls are afoot I tell ee (and the egos). :blah:
 
I've just found this thread today - and I haven't laughed so much in ages....
Poor, poor Mr Beckjord - does he comprehend that so many people he's never met (including people who aren't members of MENSA) are using him as therapy for depression?;)

Oi, Beckjord! Are you still lurking around, or have they finally dragged you back to be fitted for an "I love me " jacket?
 
I only found this thread today...

...after spotting Beckjord on the thread about the Bigfoot film on E-bay.

It's...strange, Beckjord is almost as much a mythical beastie as the cryptids.

This seems to be a newish website about Beckjord/Bigfoot:
http://64.49.194.105/beckjord/bigfoot/
 
From the above site (no question who wrote this, BTW :)):
If you look at all the other bigfoot_ sites, you will find most are illiterate, showing no experience, and_ run by persons __ with no education nor ability to analyze data. 95% of them do not even list the name of the owner or webmaster._ Be warned, however, that this field is a huge cauldron of_ end- less controversy and_ acrimonious debate. We hope here to provide a safe haven for you in your search for information on this mysterious topic. Our primary theory on Bigfoot is that Bigfoot is a_ very strange entity or being that has ultra-extremely strange traits and abilities.
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ultra-extremely? Wonder if Illiteracy 101 covers tautologies ;)?

Anyway - this site is a hoot! Read it now and brighten up your day no end!

It's ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!! You MUST BELIEVE it because it's right and everyone else is wrong because..
... sad to say, this field attracts people, often barely kids, who have very limited (mental) vision, problems with abstract thinking, a low educational level, and with little or no direct fieldwork_ experience._ Their world-view is very,very limited as a result. It takes a psychic, a thinker, a visionary, and a person with at least 10 years field experience. A high I.Q. helps._ A Robert Heinlein type.(Author).
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Hmm - wonder if there's anyone out there who fits the bill? Ah! Serendipity (a fave concept of A C Clarke). (Author).
 
And there's more!
16._ Watch this spot re information on publication date of our book, " Bigfoot & Sex : how to use it to attract them for study, with actual successful cases."___ (working title.) By__ Jon Erik Beckjord, MBA _ ( Publishers & agents_ are invited to inquire. Book 1/2 finished.) Info on book-click
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:rofl:

What a site! I could lose myself in there....more gems as I find them :)
 
And there's more!

Of the myriad clickable links, What Bigfoot is provides hours of entertainment - for example:
(Note: to understand this site, you should have an advanced mind, able to grasp abstract concepts, have had at least two years of real college, an I.Q. of 115 plus an open mind. If not, you will have difficulty. But, there are all sorts of silly BF sites out there --- so go compare. The traditional approach has totally failed...bear that in mind.)

Q: What is "Bigfoot" ?
A: Based on 24 years experience, including many years of full-time field-work, and an analysis of ALL the work that ALL other investigators have done that has been available for review, we have come to the conclusion that Bigfoot is an entity or being that has extremely strange, and extremely weird abilities and traits that are beyond the comprehension of the average "Bigfoot buff". It is not normal, not an animal as such, but it is stranger than strange. It can appear as flesh and blood, but it is not flesh and blood in its essence.
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Next week, he concurs with Miss Ann Elk's theory of the brontosaurus ("Brontosauruses are very thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle then very thin at the other end. That is my theory, and it is too").

Best of all, though, later in the page...
Trust no
email, trust no website, trust no website message board. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, FOLKS!!! :)
It gets worse..the bigfoot field gives shelter to the lowest, dumbest, idiotic bozos to be found on the Internet outside of the alt.flame newsgroup. They set up semi-closed message boards, and chat rooms, where the least intelligent of them "stand guard" to erase any logical or intelligent rebuttals of their madness. They allow gross lies and fabrications, posted by out and out liars and fakers, using false names and names of other people. They constantly praise each other ("Great site, dude!") when the sites have nothing in them but pretty graphics. Most sites never list a name, address nor phone of any webmaster. None of these guys ever made it out of high school, and most are illiterate.(my italics - Stu)
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Yeay! He likes us!!

Just wish he'd come back on here and we could ask him about his research...;)




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Re: And there's more!

stu neville said:
Just wish he'd come back on here and we could ask him about his research...;)
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That's just plain asking for trouble, Stu.

It's a bit too much like summoning 'Beetlejuice,' if you ask me! :eek!!!!:
 
Beckjordwatch

Here's some evidence of his continuing interest in bigfoot:

From here:
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/ojphoto.html

I went here:
"Feedback Reviews for beckjord"
http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=beckjord

And found these:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=850&item=3611872299
Pizza Hut BIGFOOT rear window yellow sign
Item # 3611872299

Item price US $1.50*
*Not including any shipping charges
This is the small yellow sign advertizing the Bigfoot Pizza. Bigfoot Pizza has not sold on the East Coast since February 1996. It comes with a suction cup that was used for display in the rear window of delivery vehicles. The condition is excellent! Buyer pays shipping.
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&:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=668&item=3226471673
HARRY and THE HENDERSONS John Lithgow BIGFOOT
Item # 3226471673

Item price US
This is the small yellow sign advertizing the Bigfoot Pizza. Bigfoot Pizza has not sold on the East Coast since February 1996. It comes with a suction cup that was used for display in the rear window of delivery vehicles. The condition is excellent! Buyer pays shipping.
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&:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=668&item=3226471673
HARRY and THE HENDERSONS John Lithgow BIGFOOT
Item # 3226471673

Item price US $1.25
United States Shipping and handling US $4.00
1987 the complete 77 card set from TOPPS. you will get it the way you see it. wrapped in it own orginal package. this is from the movie. not the t.v. show, even though there wasn't to much differents. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS FOR YOUR COLLECTION THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO SHIPPING THEN PLEASE DO NOT BID. the shipping and handling is $4 this is for AIRMAIL or PRIORITY POST to the states or in canada. i do combine shipping just email me with all yours wins. additional items start at a $1 for smaller items and larger are more. the rest of the world email me for the higher price. if any question just email me. have a good day.
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.25
United States Shipping and handling US .00
1987 the complete 77 card set from TOPPS. you will get it the way you see it. wrapped in it own orginal package. this is from the movie. not the t.v. show, even though there wasn't to much differents. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS FOR YOUR COLLECTION THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO SHIPPING THEN PLEASE DO NOT BID. the shipping and handling is this is for AIRMAIL or PRIORITY POST to the states or in canada. i do combine shipping just email me with all yours wins. additional items start at a
This is the small yellow sign advertizing the Bigfoot Pizza. Bigfoot Pizza has not sold on the East Coast since February 1996. It comes with a suction cup that was used for display in the rear window of delivery vehicles. The condition is excellent! Buyer pays shipping.
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&:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=668&item=3226471673
HARRY and THE HENDERSONS John Lithgow BIGFOOT
Item # 3226471673

Item price US $1.25
United States Shipping and handling US $4.00
1987 the complete 77 card set from TOPPS. you will get it the way you see it. wrapped in it own orginal package. this is from the movie. not the t.v. show, even though there wasn't to much differents. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS FOR YOUR COLLECTION THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO SHIPPING THEN PLEASE DO NOT BID. the shipping and handling is $4 this is for AIRMAIL or PRIORITY POST to the states or in canada. i do combine shipping just email me with all yours wins. additional items start at a $1 for smaller items and larger are more. the rest of the world email me for the higher price. if any question just email me. have a good day.
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for smaller items and larger are more. the rest of the world email me for the higher price. if any question just email me. have a good day.
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And quick, there's just a few hours to go on this auction:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1477&item=3332647228
"World Famous Bigfoot Film", "Starting bid US $1,000,000.00"
 
does anyone know if mr beckjord has a credit at the end of the mothman film? not that ive seen the film in question, as he supposed to "intimate" with the events that had happened
 
Ah, I forgot just how good this thread was :cool: He's great, isn't he?
 
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