Gone But Not Forgotten
- Aug 18, 2002
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Its certainly an interesting one - they don't seem to be pimping anything (yet) .Timble said:This is either trolling or spamming, or both.
My CV is similar:Timble said:Rawls seems to have in imaginative CV, apparently he turned down the offer of being assistant director of the CIA...
Would you buy a used magnetic monopole from this man?Former General Agent in Europe, American Trust Life Insurance Company. (Cover job for intelligence work.)
Refused appointment to the position of Deputy Director of the C.I.A. (under President Nixon)
Refused appointment Asst. Attorney General U.S. (under Nixon)
Refused job as Head of Bank of England (I know where they live)
Refused job as astronaut by NASA (I'm clearly not in on the alien conspiracy and considered too dangerous)
Refused job as chief of surgery at Stoke Manderville Hospital on the minor grounds that I have no medical training (bastards - I sent them an envelope of my poo).
Head zookeeper at London Zoo (for two days until they found me hiding in the bushes near the reptile house and threw me out claiming I didn't work for them).
I can use my feet to write my CV on the walls of my padded cell with the crayons they provide (this jacket is terribly tight and the sleeves are awfully long).