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Things measure up down there, so you say
During the debauched month of May
Curiosity sated
When it's inflated
And you go up, up and away.

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I thought I saw my house from here
As I float in the high stratosphere
 

IamSundog

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Things measure up down there, so you say
During the debauched month of May
In fact it’s gigantic
And drives everyone frantic
But Dino just thinks it’s “OK”

You always hear “Size doesn’t matter”
But that’s just self-affirmation chatter
 

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I beg your pardon - after you.

I thought I saw my house from here
As I float in the high stratosphere
But a bird’s pointy beak’s
Made my gas balloon leak
Now I’m plummeting, screaming in fear

The wind drowns my terrified cries
My life flashes before my eyes
 
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GNC

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I beg your pardon - after you.
Why thank you, kind sir.

You always hear “Size doesn’t matter”
But that’s just self-affirmation chatter
Between thee and me
It's so hard to see
Now that I've gotten much fatter.

***

The wind drowns my terrified cries
My life flashes before my eyes
Now I won't miss mass
Of ground, and next Christmas
Is cancelled for me - no mince pies.

***

With this handy new tool I have found
I can bury deep into the ground
 
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