Bride Ruins £12k Dress When She 'Gambled On Fart'

[Cochise]

They danced together after the incident. That's a marriage that'll last!

Obviously they share proclivities.

I'm sorry, I've just been listening to Kenneth Williams

 

[Tempest63]

I’ve had 45+ years of Crohn’s Disease...welcome to my world!

 

[Reverend D]

This additional report is somewhat more... 'detailed and descriptive'...




PARTY POOPER

Bride’s horror as she accidentally ‘s**ts herself’ and ruins £12k wedding dress after downing detox drinks

https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9663258/bride-horror-accident-ruins-designer-wedding-dress/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE=#aoh=15801954818171&referrer=https://www.google.com&amp_tf=From %1$s&ampshare=https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9663258/bride-horror-accident-ruins-designer-wedding-dress/amp/#aoh=15801954818171&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

My favourite bit of this story: at the above link, it describes how the bride's shapewear - which I presume is some kind of tight underpants- gathered and held in the shite "like a water balloon of horror".

 

[Naughty_Felid]

I can keep this up all day.

But she couldn't

 

[Spookdaddy]

My favourite bit of this story: at the above link, it describes how the bride's shapewear - which I presume is some kind of tight underpants- gathered and held in the shite "like a water balloon of horror".

Actually...

Where might one purchase an item like that?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Naughty_Felid]

They danced together after the incident. That's a marriage that'll last!

I carried my wife from the toilet when she was shitting all over me when we both got gastroenteritis, she had fainted on the toilet. You do what you have to do and then I cleaned her up. I then showered and went down to the chemist to get electrolyte sachets - I've done long-distance cycling and a few distances running and nothing was like that walk to the shop.

 

[escargot]

I carried my wife from the toilet when she was shitting all over me when we both got gastroenteritis, she had fainted on the toilet. You do what you have to do and then I cleaned her up. I then showered and went down to the chemist to get electrolyte sachets - I've done long-distance cycling and a few distances running and nothing was like that walk to the shop.

I don't salt my food but there's always a big tub of salt, er, salted away in case of that sort of emergency. Squash made up with boiled water, added sugar and salt, down the hatch, instant improvement.