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Cadburys Flake Lady Had An E And Went Mad

Yithian said:
Well, I don't know about the other chaps out there, but after watching this I certainly wanted Oral sex from a gypsy a Flake.
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I've never understood why linking the consumption of chocolate with fellatio was supposed to sell confectionery to women. Let me assure you, when a lady is relaxing in the bath the idea of orally pleasuring a man is the LAST thing on her mind.
 
escargot said:
I've never understood why linking the consumption of chocolate with fellatio was supposed to sell confectionery to women. Let me assure you, when a lady is relaxing in the bath the idea of orally pleasuring a man is the LAST thing on her mind.
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What makes you think they were trying to sell the chocolate to women?
 
GNC said:
Because not many men fantasise about their manhood bitten in two during oral sex?
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I'm sure that's a great image, but it's not showing up here, sorry!
 
I can see it now! The scales have been lifted from mine eyes! Or something.
 
escargot said:
I've never understood why linking the consumption of chocolate with fellatio was supposed to sell confectionery to women. Let me assure you, when a lady is relaxing in the bath the idea of orally pleasuring a man is the LAST thing on her mind.
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...oooohhhh. Well that explains that.
 
Yithian said:
Well, I don't know about the other chaps out there, but after watching this I certainly wanted Oral sex from a gypsy a Flake.

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She looks like a younger, more hippier version of an English teacher I had in the early 80s!
A young Kate Bush would've made a great Flake model!
 
If it interests you to know, I was working in an ecigarette store in Liverpool around 2016-2018 and I used to serve Rachel quite frequently.

She is still attending church, and now chain smokes an ecig rather than cigarettes definitely an eccentric character and a sad story aswell
 
I'm not sure if this fits in this thread, but there was an absolutely beautiful model who appeared in the M&S Christmas adverts for about three years running - always wearing lingerie. She was even mentioned by Phillip Glennister - in his personna as Gene Hunt as (I remember it as) "that tart who's always running around in her scanties".
She was a French model called Noemie Lenoir who ended up trying to kill herself. Story here.:(
 
CALGACUS03 said:
I'm not sure if this fits in this thread, but there was an absolutely beautiful model who appeared in the M&S Christmas adverts for about three years running - always wearing lingerie. She was even mentioned by Phillip Glennister - in his personna as Gene Hunt as (I remember it as) "that tart who's always running around in her scanties".
She was a French model called Noemie Lenoir who ended up trying to kill herself. Story here.:(
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Seems to happen a lot to models, probably because they are always having to starve themselves to stay thin.
 
I just happened to spot a package of Cadbury Flake Bars the other day at a local store, couldn't wait to get home and devour them (very hard to find here)!
They were just out-of-this-world delicious, but I had no idea of the dramas surrounding a Flake Bar, I'll have to pay more attention next time I find one!
 
Ronnie Jersey said:
I just happened to spot a package of Cadbury Flake Bars the other day at a local store, couldn't wait to get home and devour them (very hard to find here)!
They were just out-of-this-world delicious, but I had no idea of the dramas surrounding a Flake Bar, I'll have to pay more attention next time I find one!
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I hope you were lying in an overflowing bath or prancing about in a gypsy caravan when you ate them.
 
Mythopoeika said:
I hope you were lying in an overflowing bath or prancing about in a gypsy caravan when you ate them.
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Neither, unfortunately! I'll have to see if I can locate a gypsy caravan in our area, haven't seen any, being that we have a shower, no tub!
 
Flake used beautiful women as marketing hook back in the sixties and even further back when they promoted the brand with beauty contests.
Personally, I don’t see the erotic thrill of eating a chocolate bar while a lizard crawls across the telephone or the symbolic desire to grab a swan by the neck and strangle it..

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…But I do know there’s no better seaside Ice Cream treat than a 99 with Monkey’s Blood on it.

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_Lizard23_ said:
Different Ad, I think, Yith.
She was just sitting moodily on a windowsill in that one, iirc.

I always liked that one (from the 70s?) where it rained on the watercolour painting in a field.
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I'm still mentally toying with the lizard skitters across phone metaphor:

 
Yithian said:
I'm still mentally toying with the lizard skitters across phone metaphor:

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To suggest a steamy/sultry/tropical atmosphere? I can't watch it without thinking that she must have dropped some down her cleavage. That would have made a right mess of her slinky nightie in that heat.
 
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