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Cadburys Flake Lady Had An E And Went Mad

Ahh, the perfect excuse to post a (relevant) Half Man Half Biscuit Song, as if I needed one...

Genius. As always.


God I could murder a Cadbury’s Flake
But then I guess you wouldn’t let me into heaven
Or maybe you would
‘Cos their adverts promote oral sex

A Romany bint in a field with her paints
Suggesting we faint at her beauty
But she’s got Dickie Davies eyes
 
escargot said:
I've never understood why linking the consumption of chocolate with fellatio was supposed to sell confectionery to women. Let me assure you, when a lady is relaxing in the bath the idea of orally pleasuring a man is the LAST thing on her mind.
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Smacks of a writer who can't understand why pleasing men isn't a woman's first priority/greatest enjoyment, and therefore thinks this is a good sales tactic...
 
Yithian said:
I used to rather like that trend of making TV adverts like either rock videos or thematic chunks of film, but it's pretty suggestive, I agree.

Try this!

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Wow! From the man's hand actions to the woman's tongue actions, and with the music being a night at the opera, it's hard to believe this was a Flake ad! Lolol!! A definite attention getter!!
 
Yithian said:
I used to rather like that trend of making TV adverts like either rock videos or thematic chunks of film, but it's pretty suggestive, I agree.

Try this!

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That one wasn't shown on TV because Cadbury's didn't like it.
Their objection was that while a spot of confectionery-themed temptation was acceptable, bringing in the Devil himself was going too far. :chuckle:
 
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Yithian said:
I used to rather like that trend of making TV adverts like either rock videos or thematic chunks of film, but it's pretty suggestive, I agree.

Try this!

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Well that certainly made me fancy some chocolate. Cadbury’s would be low on the list though.
 
OneWingedBird said:
I just remembered this one that was doing the rounds at the time, i think around mid 90s.

There used to be an advert on TV for Flake that had a woman in a big bath eating it in the middle of an enormous room with epic music, i think sort of it was implying a connection between eating ripple in the bath and having an orgasm, but i can;t find the ad on youtube.

The rumour a few months later was that the lady who was in the bath went to a party and someone put an E in her drink, and she ended up in a mental institution.

Anyone else hear this one?

Edit, i was looking for ripple by mistake, here it is:

Flake Epic Bath Advert
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Wasn't the Flake girl married to that Roger Taylor out of Queen? If its the same girl and she had gone (radio) gaga, I'm sure the Queen connection would have led to it being more widely known.
 
OneWingedBird said:
I just remembered this one that was doing the rounds at the time, i think around mid 90s.

There used to be an advert on TV for Flake that had a woman in a big bath eating it in the middle of an enormous room with epic music, i think sort of it was implying a connection between eating ripple in the bath and having an orgasm, but i can;t find the ad on youtube.

The rumour a few months later was that the lady who was in the bath went to a party and someone put an E in her drink, and she ended up in a mental institution.

Anyone else hear this one?

Edit, i was looking for ripple by mistake, here it is:

Flake Epic Bath Advert
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Rachel brown is from my Home City of Liverpool UK . She would visit me and discuss her life after her short career ended. She battled with Depression and mental health issues which got worse with age...she staged her problems were from Childhood, her parents separated and she explained her father was Indian and her mother British and this contributed to her identity which caused severe confusion internally...I dont know if this was the cause or if she took any drugs but she was clearly clinically depressed...due to low self esteem she dated lowers, and was in hospital several times after her partner beat her up , she still stayed with him but as the abuse and beatings continued she eventually left him..she tried to find God and attended the local Church for a while but then started dating another guy who just got out of prison and they left town so I don't know where she is today. I hope she got herself better but who knows ....
 
Reverend D said:
Wasn't the Flake girl married to that Roger Taylor out of Queen? If its the same girl and she had gone (radio) gaga, I'm sure the Queen connection would have led to it being more widely known.
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Another one: “Debbie Leng was the scantily-clad beauty who sat, legs akimbo, in the window seat of a chateau eating a Flake while a ringing phone went unattended in the 1988 ad.

Debbie later set up home with Queen star Roger Taylor and has a son, Rufus.”

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Rachel's+choc+heaven+wasn't+all+that+sweet%3b+1993+%3a+FLAKE.-a060424657

maximus otter
 
Yithian said:
I used to rather like that trend of making TV adverts like either rock videos or thematic chunks of film, but it's pretty suggestive, I agree.

Try this!

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OMG I have never seen that before. Great dancing from the guy - very scary.....

The women in their nighties with the tongues.....

I can't see why they didn't show this on TV..... :chuckle:
 
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