Justified & Ancient
- Feb 17, 2017
'only' $500? I'd do iy for a tenner and pint of Best.
'For only £10 I will come to your funeral and stand aside, belching and farting, dressed in a battered cycle helmet and hi-viz Lycra leggings, with absurdly baggy waterproof overshorts (no matter what is the actual weather). So that your friends and relatives will wonder for ever, with which Dark Secret you went to the next world!'
All I'd need to do is quick detour on my regular ride.
Cheap at twice the price!