Christmas 2019

Ermintruder

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Happy birthday+1

I too will reach that tender vintage, but in about five of your Earth months from now (which, I'm sure you'll agree, is a much-better time of year for birthdays: though November's always got a certain special edge to it).

Is there anything in particular I should know about re turning 58? Does anything (else) drop off/get bigger/smaller, fall-out/turn grey?
 

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I just want all advertisers to understand - if you haven't the intestinal fortitude to mention Christmas in your ads I'm not buying your stuff. If you want to cover other religious festivals then spit out the money for multiple ads. And the atheists - ignore them, they have no right to a holiday :onick:
 

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Chill. Everything that hasn't happened yet in your life at 58, won't have happened by the time you reach 60.
You speak with the wisdom of a 116yr old.

Perhaps you're really Santa Claus rather than Zippy's friend. If so, please may I have lots of porn & whisky donations made to the homeless
 

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I love the Bowie/Crosby version of The Little Drummer Boy! here it is to delight you all!

1970 and my child-loathing Primary School teachers made us rehearse the Little Drummer Boy for the Christmas Carol Concert. Hated it, twee humilitating tosh, really really hated it - everyone wanted to be the drummer boy (curse you Russell White) because then you didn't have to sing.
Of course the mothers and tone-deaf grannies loved it. I think this was because they sensed our discomfort.
Around this time of year when I got a bit tiresome or uppity, my mum (who always sang when busy in the kitchen) would go .. what was that beautiful song you used to sing ? parum papum pum.

Mother, I'm off to clean out the elephants at Billy Smart's - DON'T FOLLOW ME.
 

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Im still pissed off.

Im pretty sure my family wont give me that RC boat kit I want.

Nor even a wish list of what THEY want.
 
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Nor even a wish list of what THEY want.
If you're in a region where the climate is cold at Christmas: scarves, hats, gloves. In a region where it is warm at Christmas: hats of the sun protection variety, accessories for sun-glasses, e.g. microfibre cleaning cloths and optical cleaning fluid, nicer glasses cases. Most people need these things even if they don't realise it, so they are unlikely to be totally useless gifts.

For kids, book gift vouchers such as the National Book Tokens sold in the UK. Has many beneficial virtues: kids must visit a store to buy something, they get to pick something, they can spend them in smaller independent shops, it gives them some time away from screens.
 

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Thats great; I am the youngest of the family; no kids.

But at least Kids know what they want, and unless they are monsters, will be pleased with anything.
It was great choosing presents for my nephew when he was little - I just got him stuff I wanted to play with :) He always said I gave him the coolest presents, when he could get hold of them.
 
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