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Very spooky! From http://www.bizarrenews.com newsletter:
Greetings Fellow Bizarros:
Every now and then we feel compelled to do some serious work
around here. About three years ago, a dossier floated around
the Internet that outlined how many people close to then-
president Clinton have met untimely deaths. The number totaled
90 and most people passed it off as some kind of "Urban Legend."
But I received a confidential email begging me, and our crack
Bizarre News staff, to investigate just a few of the deaths.
What follows is a chilling piece of journalism and many thanks
go to Jane and Allison for helping me follow up on the multi-
tude of leads to file this report. We have titled this:
Clinton And His Death Squads.
Everybody knows about Vince Foster, Clinton's long time
political "friend" and eventual White House council. We
tracked down a personal confidant of the late Vince Foster
and discovered that he was also a "Back Door Angel,"
meaning that when the former President left for business
(or pleasure), good old Vince would walk in the back door
to satisfy Hillary's itch. He ended up dead under suspicious
circumstances.
We found the son of another Clinton associate who is dead.
Jerry Parks' son remembered watching TV with his father.
After Foster's death was reported on the news, Parks turned
toward his son and said, "I'm a dead man." Parks was a
detective and head of Clinton's security team in Arkansas.
Two months after telling his son, "I'm a dead man," he was
gunned down in a drive-by shooting. Parks' son has tried to
open up an investigation after the death of his father with
no luck.
Then there's a stripper named Judi Gibbs. She had an affair
with Clinton when he was governor (who didn't?) She was found
dead in the ashes of her home. She had been running a call
girl operation and her death also was unusual since she just
burned to death. Why she never got out of the house is still
a mystery.
But former Clinton associate, Ron Brown's death is one of the
most fascinating. His plane crashed...but somehow the back of
his head had a hole in it, consistent with a 45 caliber bullet
hole. There was one survivor of the crash, stewardess Shelly
Kelly. She managed to walk away from the wreckage on her own
steam, but arrived at the hospital DOA - with a slashed femoral
artery. We contacted Shelly's relatives and they are convinced
she was killed to silence her.
The list can go on, but these were the only ones we tracked
down. It makes it look like being a Clinton associate was not
a healthy occupation. Chew on this Bizarros.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
Very spooky! From http://www.bizarrenews.com newsletter:
Greetings Fellow Bizarros:
Every now and then we feel compelled to do some serious work
around here. About three years ago, a dossier floated around
the Internet that outlined how many people close to then-
president Clinton have met untimely deaths. The number totaled
90 and most people passed it off as some kind of "Urban Legend."
But I received a confidential email begging me, and our crack
Bizarre News staff, to investigate just a few of the deaths.
What follows is a chilling piece of journalism and many thanks
go to Jane and Allison for helping me follow up on the multi-
tude of leads to file this report. We have titled this:
Clinton And His Death Squads.
Everybody knows about Vince Foster, Clinton's long time
political "friend" and eventual White House council. We
tracked down a personal confidant of the late Vince Foster
and discovered that he was also a "Back Door Angel,"
meaning that when the former President left for business
(or pleasure), good old Vince would walk in the back door
to satisfy Hillary's itch. He ended up dead under suspicious
circumstances.
We found the son of another Clinton associate who is dead.
Jerry Parks' son remembered watching TV with his father.
After Foster's death was reported on the news, Parks turned
toward his son and said, "I'm a dead man." Parks was a
detective and head of Clinton's security team in Arkansas.
Two months after telling his son, "I'm a dead man," he was
gunned down in a drive-by shooting. Parks' son has tried to
open up an investigation after the death of his father with
no luck.
Then there's a stripper named Judi Gibbs. She had an affair
with Clinton when he was governor (who didn't?) She was found
dead in the ashes of her home. She had been running a call
girl operation and her death also was unusual since she just
burned to death. Why she never got out of the house is still
a mystery.
But former Clinton associate, Ron Brown's death is one of the
most fascinating. His plane crashed...but somehow the back of
his head had a hole in it, consistent with a 45 caliber bullet
hole. There was one survivor of the crash, stewardess Shelly
Kelly. She managed to walk away from the wreckage on her own
steam, but arrived at the hospital DOA - with a slashed femoral
artery. We contacted Shelly's relatives and they are convinced
she was killed to silence her.
The list can go on, but these were the only ones we tracked
down. It makes it look like being a Clinton associate was not
a healthy occupation. Chew on this Bizarros.
Bizarrely,
Lewis