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Forteana Daily Fnord
Terror Clowns Kill Two
Today two, as yet unnamed youngsters, were brutally slain by members of the Terrorist Group known as A'Clown'Ida. Apparently the two were playing in Charles Fort Park when the approached a group dressed as clowns who were trying to get the wheels back on their car. Expecting to be ammused by the Clowns the two were instead mown down with balloons shaped as tommy guns before the Clowns attempted to flee the scene. Valient Mimes managed to trap them inside an invisible box before the police arrived and carted them off into gaol... "Who do those Clowns think they are?" asked one shocked witness. The mimes were said to be "speechless".
War On Clowns
President Calder has approached the UN in an attempt to gain a resolution to go to war against the Evil A'Clown'Ida network...
Breaking News
"Clown Threat Hoaxed", says Pres
Sweeping arrests of members of the right-wing Forteana Corporate Party in the dead of night have uncovered a cream pie factory and revealed the true backers of the A'Clown'Ida Network. "Forteana Gags and Gaffs had created A'Clown'Ida in an attempt to seize control of the governement allong with their Corporate allies," said President Calder in a press satement today, "Those Clowns were just patsys in this evil scheme against the people of Forteana and I'm gald we were able to nip this foul squirty flower in the bud"...
Forteana Daily Fnord
Terror Clowns Kill Two
Today two, as yet unnamed youngsters, were brutally slain by members of the Terrorist Group known as A'Clown'Ida. Apparently the two were playing in Charles Fort Park when the approached a group dressed as clowns who were trying to get the wheels back on their car. Expecting to be ammused by the Clowns the two were instead mown down with balloons shaped as tommy guns before the Clowns attempted to flee the scene. Valient Mimes managed to trap them inside an invisible box before the police arrived and carted them off into gaol... "Who do those Clowns think they are?" asked one shocked witness. The mimes were said to be "speechless".
War On Clowns
President Calder has approached the UN in an attempt to gain a resolution to go to war against the Evil A'Clown'Ida network...
Breaking News
"Clown Threat Hoaxed", says Pres
Sweeping arrests of members of the right-wing Forteana Corporate Party in the dead of night have uncovered a cream pie factory and revealed the true backers of the A'Clown'Ida Network. "Forteana Gags and Gaffs had created A'Clown'Ida in an attempt to seize control of the governement allong with their Corporate allies," said President Calder in a press satement today, "Those Clowns were just patsys in this evil scheme against the people of Forteana and I'm gald we were able to nip this foul squirty flower in the bud"...