Extrapolated Scenario... (Just Having A Bit Of A Slash)
Spare a thought for all those poor benighted Buffy and Angel fans who forked out good money to attend the London Halloween bash, instead of staying home and watching their Special Edition DVD boxed set, or even going to the UnCon.
Imagine their excitement as Angel, Spike and Drusilla appear on stage. "Oh! Look at all the poor little lambikins. Come to be sheared, they have." Drusilla is cuddling what looks like a headless dolly.
"Right! Mates!" Spike motions to a number of large figures, clad in black leather jackets, stationed around the room next to the exits. They proceed to close the doors, apparently barring any attempts by the partygoers to leave. Several of the fans remark on what a professional job they've made of the vampire face makeup.
Angel apologises to the assembly, "SO very glad so many of you could make it. Unfortunately, Buffy was unavailable, so the Slayer's not in town tonight." Was that the hint of an Irish accent? "Never mind! We'll just have to make the best of it!"
Drusilla claps her hands. "Ooh! Are we going to have party games?"
"What ever you're little dead heart bloody desires, my Love!" Says Spike, although he doesn't take his steely eyes off the captive audience.
"Can we bob for them, then? I used to love bobbing for apples! When I was a real live little girl!" She pouts sadly.
"Well, remember the rules, Dru," Angel sweeps his gaze round the buffet. "You're only allowed to use your teeth to catch them, no hands!"
"Such a very messy game!" Drusilla laughs gaily as her face undergoes a change, mirrored by her companions.
Several members of the audience are impressed by the realism of the special effects and vampire makeup, just before the screaming really starts.
Certainly worth the entrance price! :eek!!!!: