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- Jul 14, 2014
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outstanding....... you /must/ continue to preserve this!
A phone ‘pest’ who repeatedly hassled emergency service, hospital and council staff had to be forcibly removed from court after being banned from making nuisance calls.
Andrew Matthews, 52, was given a criminal behaviour order (CBO) at Leeds Magistrates Court on Thursday following a long history of bombarding public service workers with time-wasting and abusive calls.
YEPAfter telling District Judge Roy Anderson “We could become a double-act, we could be the new Morecambe and Wise”, Mr Anderson replied: “My agent will be in touch.”
Mmmmmmmm. Curious.A LEEDS council tenant has won a £2,000 payout from the authority after an Ombudsman ruled his housing needs were not properly evaluated, and he was not treated appropriately considering his vulnerable health.
Andrew Matthews, known in official papers as ‘Mr B’, had complained that the council had unfairly applied a reduced preference to him when he asked to be moved and bid for properties, despite claims he was experiencing severe harassment and had very specific physical and mental health needs.
I've never seen an overweight elephant."The calling of names and hurling of abuses such as 'Hathi' [elephant], 'Mota Hathi' [fat elephant] by the appellant in respect of her husband - even if he was overweight, is bound to strike at his self-respect and self-esteem," India Today quoted Justice Vipin Sanghi as saying.
Great fun I dare say, the judge might well regard it as contempt of court. Could get one a taste of their hospitality.I expect he'd be grabbed by the ushers. (That's a legal term for 'short and curlies'!)
When I was a court usher, if anyone caused a disturbance like that they were ejected so fast their feet didn't touch the ground.I expect he'd be grabbed by the ushers. (That's a legal term for 'short and curlies'!)
I like your style ..When I was a court usher, if anyone caused a disturbance like that they were ejected so fast their feet didn't touch the ground.
One of the best parts of the job.
I also liked having the court doors slammed in my face by recalcitrant members of the public. The doors were actually unslammable saloon-type fixtures so I'd place a DM'd foot in the way and bounce the door right back at them. Hilarious.
http://gawker.com/fuckman-ass-judge-and-donkey-dicked-murder-suspect-1782465086Laurel and Hardy. Aykroyd and Belushi. Nixon and Haldeman. Soon these names will be joined by “Fuckman and Donkey Dick,” better known as Judge Bryant Durham and alleged killer Denver Allen, whose performance in a Georgia courtroom last week easily ranks them among America’s most legendary comedy teams.
Allen, accused of committing a deadly jailhouse beatdown last year, appeared in court on Friday seeking to represent himself, claiming his public defender said he would only do “a good job” if he was allowed to give Allen oral sex. Judge Durham advised him against it. Things quickly went downhill from there.
Yet he looks such a lovely fella.Vile John Hennigan, 50, was being sentenced by Judge Patricia Lynch QC when he told her she was "a bit of a c***"
But, taking no prisoners, the judge immediately retorted: "You are a bit of a c*** yourself. Being offensive to me doesn't help."
Hennigan shouted back: "Go f*** yourself."
"You too," replied the judge.
Judge Lynch dropped the C-bomb as she jailed Hennigan for 18 months for insulting a black Caribbean mother.
The court heard Hennigan has 23 convictions for 47 offences, many of them involving Nazi salutes and racist incidents.
The latest offence, committed in his hometown of Harlow, Essex, was his ninth breach of an ASBO banning him from acting in an anti social way or using racist language.
In October 2012 he was seen performing a Nazi salute in a central London pub and calling black people vile racial slurs.
Following their c-word exchange Hennigan banged on the glass panel of the dock, performed a Nazi salute and twice shouted "Sieg Heil" before starting to sing "Jews gas them all...."
Judge Lynch, still speaking in a measured tone, commented: "We are all really impressed. Take him down."