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Other way around, I think you'll find! They'll get him in a pincer formation!
Nah he'd quaff ale, get hungry and have crab kebabs at "killer crab kebabs", (I'm fairly sure Swifty was the chef there at some point).
 

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The last time I saw a (retired) prime minister on Cromer pier, it was John Major .. that was surreal ..

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Cromer's goats are BACK nibbling away at the grass above our promenade .. I just hope they're getting enough water at the moment .. Goats On A Slope! .. you can even buy merchandise as well .. tea towels, mugs, fridge magnets etc ..

https://www.northnorfolknews.co.uk/...u51BNHK1xGLjY4nuyV0vRpYYLCZHvBaCTP2nuuNaFtu1Q

edit: picture taken by someone else tonight

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Their arrival is a omen that Satan will soon visit Cromer.
Extremely unlikely Ramon .. Cromer's a God enthusiast's town. The thunder and lightening storm was pretty impressive tonight though.
Neither Satan nor God will visit Cromer's Goats- the Goat Sucker and The Men Who Stare At Goats will be arriving shortly...
 

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I love a good curry, with music to follow...
I was actually the manger of a successful curry house in Cromer. Other than successfully arguing a point that got us our 5 out of 5 rating from environmental health and hiring and training my mate's son who's now a restaurant supervisor somewhere else in Cromer .. and training staff in barista work? .......

... I wasn't very good at that particular job. I don't like curry and I struggled with using the tablet so my mate's son had to constantly rescue me. We laugh about it now though and it's a good feeling when he tells his staff 'swifty got me into this game' .. he's being over generous but bullshit is essential in hospitality.
 

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[QUOTE="Swifty, post: 1883787, member: 47361 Now you too can get drunk on our beach AND celebrate the 50th anniversary of our famous carnival at the EXACT same time with this limited edition gin ..

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That is a fantastic photograph. Really well organised.
 

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Just reading Adventures In Cryptozoology by Richard Freeman; on page 127 there's a report of a Sea Serpent sighting off Cromer promenade on 19 July, 1912. 30 foot long undulating creature moving at 40 mph.
Just got to that bit myself. Cromer, there be monsters.
 
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