Graylien
As if!
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2004
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- Norwich.
I don't like it when people drown crumpets in butter. I prefer a light coating - a delicate golden glaze, not a molten fatty lake. And why burn your crumpet? You'll ruin the subtle aftertaste - the sublime blend of daffodils on a warm summers day mixed with the faint aroma of brand new tyres.
Muffins, on the other hand, have no subtlety. They're far too floury. Far too starchy. Fill them full of jam and cheap margarine and feed them to children or dogs. That's all they're fit for.
Muffins, on the other hand, have no subtlety. They're far too floury. Far too starchy. Fill them full of jam and cheap margarine and feed them to children or dogs. That's all they're fit for.