OK then, here's another irrational fear of mine - forks with bent or distorted tines. They make me cringe.
Had a shock when I was shopping online for pickle forks and saw this one -
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which is resembles a normal fork that some twat has interfered with.
The thought of someone gripping the tines with pliers and bending them, and the horrible grinding noise you'd get, and then the even worse sound when they sharpened the outer tines... Gruesome.
There's a lot more to this but you get the idea.