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THERE'S no shortage of options for communicating with deceased loved ones, but ouija boards are passe, seances plain creepy and as for channellers, well, how's one to sort the crooks and cranks from the real thing?
American cartoonist Paul Kinsella reckons he's stumbled upon a perfectly logical, foolproof method for communicating with loved ones who have passed beyond the veil: send your message via someone who's about to join them.
Kinsella's scheme is to have terminally ill patients memorise messages and then "promise" to deliver them when they reach the "other side".
Naturally his service demands a fee, a "modest" .50 a word, with a minimum five-word limit.
Kinsella says he pockets only half the money. The rest goes to the ghostly messenger's family, a charity of their choice or towards paying medical fees when they finally succumb.
Kinsella stumbled across the idea about 15 years ago after watching a comedy, Blankman, in which a superhero sends a message to his grandmother via a man he was unable to rescue. He says, unashamedly, that starting his Afterlife Telegrams service was motivated solely by "profit" and the "bragging rights" associated with starting a new business.
Naturally, there are no guarantees the message will be delivered, but Kinsella pledges that patients will memorise messages before dying and they will "promise" to seek out the addressee and deliver the message in the afterlife.
"The truth is that no one knows what happens when someone dies," Kinsella, 31, says on the website. "Since we can not guarantee delivery nor prove that a telegram has been delivered, our customers do not pay for 'deliveries', they pay for 'delivery attempts'. If I could guarantee it I'd be charging a whole lot more and even more than that if I could get messages back.
"What we can guarantee is that the messengers have memorised their telegrams before passing on and that messengers have promised to do what can be done to deliver their telegrams to the addressees after passing."
ANOTHER reason he refuses to offer promises of delivery is that the afterlife is allegedly divided into three -- heaven, hell and a limbo of sorts. He has no way of knowing whether the "courier" and the recipient will be in the same place.
Kinsella's messenger service has so far signed up only one terminally ill patient, a male friend with liver disease. He says his friend, whose prognosis is grim, is "fully cognitive".
HE acknowledges he needs more messengers, but says he doesn't actively recruit and has no interest in doing so.
Instead interested parties must complete an online form and register their interest.
All applicants must be adults in full control of their minds. They must have been diagnosed terminally ill by a doctor and have a minimal survival prognosis of one year.
Once payment is received, a copy of each telegram is given to the terminally ill person who must memorise it over a certain period.
Provided the patient lives, they are periodically quizzed to ensure they have not forgotten the messages.
When the messenger dies the sender is informed by phone that "the message is on its way" and, should the messenger have the good fortune to survive for more than a year after the message is memorised, all money is refunded and the messenger will deliver the telegram, when the time comes, for free.
Kinsella says he has only one client so far, but his service has endless potential: from informing a dead friend or relative of a birth and inviting them to a seance where they can chat freely, to apologising to a soul who had been wronged when they roamed Earth.
Predictably, Kinsella refutes suggestions he may be exploiting people who are still grieving.
His response? He carefully"vets" potential clients.
"Our service is not intended for people who are still in the grieving stage," he said.
"Therefore, we will not knowingly provide service to someone who wants to send a message to someone who has died fewer than 30 days ago.
"We also do not provide service to people under the age of 18 nor anyone we suspect are mentally incompetent."
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