Describe the Last Poo You Took With a Film Title

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Bending the rules slightly as this is not my poop but Archie's last poop...

The Incredible Journey

because he was interrupted mid poop by my post-Brexit alcohol delivery man ringing the doorbell. I think I have now trodden upon each bit of unfinished poop that followed him, Hansel & Gretel style, from his lav to the front door and back again. I was particularly chuffed to just discover that he wiped the remaining smudge off on a coffee table leg. Obviously I discovered that (one hopes last) bit of superpoop by getting my nose really up close, my nose just slightly behind my ever curious finger...sort of like some of my earlier adventures in sexy time, only much, much more disturbing. Although on the plus side I am keeping Archie, whereas those early chaps are long gone.
 

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It's Alive. (Real movie from 1974)
Alone In The Dark.
Cave Dwellers.
Horror Express (with Christopher Lee)
Megaforce
The Stuff.
The Final Sacrifice.
The Tingler.
Doctor Terror's House Of Horrors.
Undefeatable.
Laser Mission.
The Beast Of Yucca Flats.
Black Shampoo (yes, this is a real title)
Demon Wind.
The Dunwich Horror.
Eegah!
Endless Descent.
Fiend Without A Face.
Liquid Sky.
Missile To The Moon.
Party Crasher.
Radioactive Dreams.
The Slumber Party Massacre.
Sting Of Death.
Tales Till The End.
Terror On The Wind.
Waiting For The Giants.
What Waits Below.


Most of the above movies are from Badmovies.org - one could spend hours looking up such brilliant movies!
 

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I keep returning to this thread in case more titles have been added, but I think we've exhausted ourselves (no pun intended!. However, i expect there are more gems waiting to be included!
 

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I think all the good ones have been done, but I think we can add movie quotes to this thread - "None Shall Pass!" is an obvious one!
 

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I keep returning to this thread in case more titles have been added, but I think we've exhausted ourselves (no pun intended!. However, i expect there are more gems waiting to be included!
Nope ... there's still hundreds of thousands (at least) of poo sounding films out there. Somewhere.
 

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I keep returning to this thread in case more titles have been added, but I think we've exhausted ourselves (no pun intended!. However, i expect there are more gems waiting to be included!
It all depends on how childish your sense of humour can get. I included the last one solely for the expression on Charlie Manson's face for example, nothing to do with shit at all.
 

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My sense of humour fluctuates between childish and even more childish .. and then a bit more grown up and then a bit satire'ish ... :)
 

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I knew my fellow Forteans wouldn't let me down on this! Perhaps it's just that I am out of really obvious titles to mention!
 

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Contemporary cr*p
Precious Cargo
The Shallows
Tarzan (this requires the full Weismuller wail as a multimedia effect....it explains why, sometimes, constipated people sitting upon the loo end-up summoning massive herds and packs of jungle creatures)

Previously p**
Alien ('in space no-one can hear you scream')
Das Boot
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Journey to the Centre of the Earth
The Shining
 

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Beast Of The Haunted Cave.
Invasion Of The Star Creatures.
Monster A-Go-Go
Sting Of Death
The Giant Of Marathon
War Of The Colossal Beast.

And all it took me was a quick "B Movie" search on the etherwebnet device...
 

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Well I'm still going . . . :p

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Well I'm still going . . . :p

Anatomy of a Turder
Appointment with Dunger
The Diarrhea of Anne Franck
Ashes and Diamonds
The Pebbledash Jungle
The Ass-Fix
The Assassination of Trots
Au revoir les enfants
Baby it's Poo
Faecaljuice
Betty Poop
The Turdman of Alcatraz
Shat on a Hot Tin Roof
Le cercle rouge
Closely Watched Strains
Dark Passage. :)
Bloody hell James, what have you been eating ? :p
 

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John Dies At The End.
I Saw What You Did.
Alone In The Dark.
The Mummy's Hand.
Grindhouse.
I Bury The Living.
The Final Terror.
Driller Killer.
Not Of This Earth.
Attack Of The Crab Monsters.
Beast From Haunted Cave.
Splatter University.
Night Beast.
The Monolith Monsters.
Don't Go In The Woods.
Day The World Ended.
 

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