Don't Stick Ice Lollies Up Your Fanny

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#2
Sounds like the makings of a bawdy music-hall ditty.

As I went up to London Town
I met an expert with a frown
I asked him, Expert, why so unhappy?
He said, the strange things done to fannies

Ooooh, don't stick ice lollies up your passage, Mrs. Brown,
Even though the weather's unbearable
The risk of infection
from that icy confection
will make your bloomers unwearable
 

maximus otter

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Juest guessing here... they melt, and leave a sweet sugary residue, which in a warm clammy place would be like going to Heaven for things like unwelcome yeast cells to set up home?
Yep: that’s the sole reason why you shouldn’t stick sub-zero kids’ confectionery up your fish mitten. Nothing else.

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#28
Well, because of you barstewards I have been forced into trolling the net to bring you this... (NSFW)

https://tacit.livejournal.com/208807.html

You lot are a terrible influence ;)
My browser history flaps a bit farther down the crapper.

l now know what a shinju is, so l can break the conversational ice at Weinstein/Epstein-style parties.

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