Don't Stick Ice Lollies Up Your Fanny

[cycleboy2]

The nearest I even came to this ice lolly business was when one day I was walking downstairs and something gave way in one of my knees. I sat in the steps for an hour with a bag of frozen peas held against the knee.
It was agony.

We used to have a bag of frozen peas in the freezer that was only ever used for soothing aches/stresses/pulls/tears/growing old etc. After being frozen and thawed dozens/hundreds/thousands of time Lord knows what they'd have been like to eat. These days we use some weird blue plastic gel for the same purpose - as just about all my joints seem to be slowly falling apart. (But growing old is at least better than the alternative!!!)

 

[dejanmikic]

oh well... another official guidance:

https://uk.yahoo.com/style/chocolate-vagina-infection-warning-112652762.html

 

[Tribble]

Apparently it needs repeating. Because humans are idiots. (article from last year, supposedly updated today)

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1259137875284819970

 

[Cochise]

This has probably been mentioned before, I haven't read the whole thread, but the fundamental difference between the UK and US definitions of the world 'Fanny' can lead to a lot of entertainment.

 

[Tribble]

This has probably been mentioned before, I haven't read the whole thread, but the fundamental difference between the UK and US definitions of the world 'Fanny' can lead to a lot of entertainment.

 

[Mythopoeika]

This has probably been mentioned before, I haven't read the whole thread, but the fundamental difference between the UK and US definitions of the world 'Fanny' can lead to a lot of entertainment.

 

[Bad Bungle]

Oh good grief , nobody's going to issue a warning not to stick an ice lolly up your bottom - that's just .. weird.

 

[GNC]

Oh good grief , nobody's going to issue a warning not to stick an ice lolly up your bottom - that's just .. weird.

It would take a lot of grim determination, too.

 

[Tribble]

Oh good grief , nobody's going to issue a warning not to stick an ice lolly up your bottom - that's just .. weird.

Certainly not.

Frozen potatoes, however...

https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...o-not-put-frozen-potatoes-in-your-anus.66964/

 

[IbisNibs]

It would take a lot of grim determination, too.

Um, it would also take grim determination to insert icy anything up the other orifice too!

 

[Coypu]

I heard of a chap who stuck a spark plug up his tradesman's, when asked how it felt he said "Champion"

 

[GNC]

Um, it would also take grim determination to insert icy anything up the other orifice too!

I try to avoid anything involving grim determination, so will remain innocent in these matters.

 

[stu neville]

You risk a serious Feast infection.

I wonder what Mr Jagger and Ms Faithful would make of the Mars Ice Cream?

Always found it odd that Satisfaction was used in the advert for Marathon/Snickers. Surely they missed a trick, there?

 

[Coypu]

Fair do's will have to give this a try.